My Life as a Plumber. Srry id its a repost i havent seen it on here before. I NEED TO KNOW IN LIFE I LEARNED FROM suntan db Turtles are your natural enemy. Racc
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My Life as a Plumber

Srry id its a repost i havent seen it on here before

I NEED TO KNOW
IN LIFE I LEARNED FROM
suntan db
Turtles are your
natural enemy.
Raccoons can fly.
Hungry? Just grab any old
mushroom that comes rolling along
the ground. It' s probably good for
you. (Avc: rd the mushrooms with legs,
though. A m g m
Hitting your fist ii! -3
on a brick will Ale,, -, lg Fri
probably not hurt, I
and will likely
result in you
getting some money. $
sth If at first you don' t
tut succeed . . . you have two
t "d, more lives.
The only
difference
between you
and any of
your siblings
is the color
of your
clothing. M,
mm db
Seven out of eight times in
life, the princess you' re
looking for is in another
castle. db
Any obstacle can be
overcome by squatting down
until you glow, and then doing
an jump.
If you accidentally mess up on the
first stage, you' re going to have
to wait another hour and a half for
your friend to die on World 8
before you can play again. You
might as well go get something from
the fridge.
Dramatic growth “J b
spurts are as common and as , g
natural as suddenly shrinking.
As for me. I took the road less
traveled . . . and that has
resulted in my finding a warp
zone.
w seig'
Dinosaurs exist in
the present day, and K
you can ride them like horses.
ttp,
No matter how many times you
save your girlfriend from the
evil mastermind, she' s just
going to go and get herself
captured again.
There is nothing
in the world more exciting
than the life of a plumber.
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#1 - kylle (02/05/2011) [-]
i saw this on dorkly an hour ago...
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