On A Crowded Train. . The train was quite crowded, and the U. S. Marine wacked the entire aen geeking fer a seat, but the oily seat ieft was taken by a wea -dre On A Crowded Train The train was quite crowded and the U S Marine wacked entire aen geeking fer a seat but oily ieft taken by wea -dre
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The train was quite crowded, and the U. S. Marine wacked the entire
aen geeking fer a seat, but the oily seat ieft was taken by a
wea -dressed French weman' s peddie.
The Wal' " Y Marine asked, "Ma' arn, may I have that seat?"
The French woman just sniffed and said _ ene in particular,
Americans are so rude. My Kittie Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine wacked the entire train again, but the only seat ieft was
under that dog. ”Please, ma' am. May I sit down? I' m very tired.”
she snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are aise arrogant."
This time the Marine didn' t say a word, he just picked up the Kittie
dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "someone must defend my honor. Put this American in
his peace.”
An English sitting nearby spoke up, "sir, you Americans often
seem to have a penchant for doing the wrang thing. You he'd the fork in
the wrang hand. You drive year autos on the wrang side of the read. And
new, sir, yeu' ye thrawn the wrang b* tch out the winder.”
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#12 - anon id: bbcb17cc
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(01/19/2010) [-]
How do we drive our 'autos' on the wrong side of the road when Americans invented the car?
#32 to #12 - aboutfuckintime **User deleted account**
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(01/19/2010) [-]
either way uk is the ONLY country that drives on the left so y'all are wrong
User avatar #34 to #32 - Crossraod
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(01/19/2010) [-]
so does japan and australia
#46 to #32 - anon id: cb298b3e
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(01/20/2010) [-]
No us Australians drive on the left as well. I think you need to get out and study your world some more
#19 to #12 - anon id: 7bdc97bd
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(01/19/2010) [-]
thats just shows how dumb u r americans didnt make the first car
User avatar #23 to #19 - Vegeto
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(01/19/2010) [-]
*that's* *you * *are* *didn't*

And you say Americans are dumb. Learn to spell.
#30 to #23 - anon id: 7bdc97bd
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(01/19/2010) [-]
goku i resepct u but americans came upw ith u abd r im just using ur language witch u make up so dont ge made
#35 to #30 - anon id: d9f4eca6
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(01/19/2010) [-]
1. Vegeto, not Goku. 2. Goku is from Dragonball, a JAPANESE manga series.
#37 to #35 - anon id: 31ecbc2a
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(01/20/2010) [-]
no I'm pretty sure it's goku. Yeah, Goku is from Dragonball.. and Dragon ball Z.. and Dragon ball GT..
#43 to #37 - anon id: f393c5b8
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(01/20/2010) [-]
His name is Vegeto you stupid ************* moron.
#24 to #12 - anon id: 95de8013
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(01/19/2010) [-]
we dident invent the car, some german guy did. we just made the car available to a lot of people
#45 to #24 - anon id: cb298b3e
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(01/20/2010) [-]
it was a series of different people from around the world who added their own stuff to come p with an effective working car. But you are more or less correct
#25 to #12 - anon id: 3033ffca
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(01/19/2010) [-]
Karl Benz invented the First Car. He was German not American
#26 to #25 - anon id: 3c000967
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(01/19/2010) [-]
so true and most importantly i shoved my penis in a car
and u say americans do the oppposite
psha
#27 to #12 - anon id: 80690668
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(01/19/2010) [-]
we didnt actually invent the car...
#36 to #12 - anon id: 31ecbc2a
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(01/20/2010) [-]
you son's of bitches didn't invent the car.
An Asian dude named Ferdinand Verbiest did.
#47 to #36 - anon id: cb298b3e
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(01/20/2010) [-]
Thank you! btw he wasn't chinese he was from belgium. What kind of asian from the 17th century would give their child the name Ferdinand?
#44 to #12 - anon id: cb298b3e
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(01/20/2010) [-]
No they didn't dumbass. Ferdinand Verbiest built the first steam-powered vehicle around 1672 which was of small scale and designed as a toy for the Chinese Emperor, that was unable to carry a driver or a passenger. Then from there it was a series of different people from all over the world who came up with various models which over time became the modern car
User avatar #48 to #44 - AussieWarrior
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(01/20/2010) [-]
**** why is everyone so ******* mean?
Can't you simply reply and correct each other without calling a person you have never meet, who actually might be a nice person a dumbass or stupid mutha ******* moron?
Jease a little respect.
#63 to #12 - anon id: c858c9b2
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(01/20/2010) [-]
I didn't realise Karl Benz was an American
#17 to #12 - Thrasher
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(01/19/2010) [-]
They didn't invent the car. Henry Ford invented the Assembly line which resulted in mass production of automobiles.
#20 to #17 - anon id: bbcb17cc
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(01/19/2010) [-]
Charles Edgar Duryea and his brother Frank GASOLINE / First successful gas powered car: 4hp, two-stroke motor. The Duryea brothers set up first American car manufacturing company. United States
#188 to #20 - anon id: 41da256e
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(01/20/2010) [-]
The very first cars didn't run on gasoline, in fact Ford himself believed electricity was the future of automobiles.
User avatar #4 - Jason Voorhees
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(01/19/2010) [-]
Funny. People always get up for me.
#5 to #4 - anon id: 9689f393
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(01/19/2010) [-]
W-would you like my seat??
User avatar #28 to #5 - Connorspace
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(01/19/2010) [-]
N-No, for the love of god, take my seat!
User avatar #77 - pebo
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(01/20/2010) [-]
lol finally a post where americans and britains get a long
User avatar #125 to #77 - ProfessorSlippers
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(01/20/2010) [-]
all this peace and getting along is making me feel itchy and uncomfortable. i cant take it anymore. i give up. **** brits.
#126 to #125 - anon id: d6146b38
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(01/20/2010) [-]
shut up, bitch.
User avatar #129 to #126 - ProfessorSlippers
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(01/20/2010) [-]
ahhh. thats better.
User avatar #108 - Hazza UK
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(01/20/2010) [-]
Proud to be English :')
User avatar #111 to #108 - simfar
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(01/20/2010) [-]
hey, lets be honest, if the guy looking for the seat was any other nationality than american, we would have thrown the damn dog out the window before he even asked about it.
User avatar #123 to #111 - killahbean
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(01/20/2010) [-]
**** you, you ******* ************ you think america is so ******* fantastic and so ******* polite ? GO **** BUSH HIS AS ****************************!
User avatar #180 to #123 - simfar
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(01/20/2010) [-]
what? get a life m8
#132 to #123 - anon id: 5f4e9e96
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(01/20/2010) [-]
yah we know you want to **** bush...but he's straight unlike you.....
User avatar #174 to #132 - SirSillyBumFluff
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(01/20/2010) [-]
Surely you don't have evidence to support this?
User avatar #99 - Rowdunkel
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(01/20/2010) [-]
Yo Dawg

I heard you like

WTF? why did you just throw that dog from a moving train?
User avatar #95 - Darkzain
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(01/20/2010) [-]
One bitch down one to go
#100 to #95 - anon id: 4bea1447
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(01/20/2010) [-]
Uhh two,I have a feeling that english guy got his ass handed to him on a silver plater
User avatar #204 - Sprulungtute
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(01/21/2010) [-]
My already great respect for Americans increased a little, ******* frenchies.
User avatar #98 - helloppl
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(01/20/2010) [-]
i didnt knw americans used their eft hand for the fork
User avatar #105 to #98 - ThatCoolGuy
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(01/20/2010) [-]
I actually do, because I'm lefty. (NO ****)
#103 - anon id: b02c5b50
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(01/20/2010) [-]
thimbs down if americans suck cock. thumbs up if they don't
User avatar #112 to #103 - yomyhomez
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(01/20/2010) [-]
lets put our military against yours..then lets see you talk ****....
User avatar #119 to #112 - Vegeto
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(01/20/2010) [-]
why does it have to be our military against THEIR mimitary? thry arent a part of this. Lets put our military against HIM. then lets see him talk ****
#117 to #112 - anon id: 3ab26cc4
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(01/20/2010) [-]
you already did it was what you americans called the vietnam war
#107 to #103 - anon id: 8dafbe0b
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(01/20/2010) [-]
Yes, American women do suck cock. Must suck to live in your country if yours don't.
User avatar #120 to #103 - feminerd
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(01/20/2010) [-]
Why does everyone have to get on this website and bitch about other countries? I'm American, and I'll admit America is not perfect. But neither are all the other countries. Every country has faults and wonderful qualities. I come on this website to laugh at fun things, not be annoyed by all the petty arguments over nationalities. Sheesh.
#135 to #120 - anon id: 5f4e9e96
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(01/20/2010) [-]
of course i like to read the stupid comments and fights.....they always make me laugh as the show the real tupidity of some ppl!!!!
#91 - anon id: 23d0eb26
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(01/20/2010) [-]
Looks like fifi *puts on glasses* had her own waterloo YYYEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
#93 to #91 - anon id: ae7c05b9
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(01/20/2010) [-]
looks like you *puts on sunglasses* need to stop trying to be funny...
#96 to #91 - anon id: ef585ce9
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(01/20/2010) [-]
well it looks like *puts on sunglasses* generic observation pun YEEEEAAAAHHH
User avatar #104 to #91 - Darkzain
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(01/20/2010) [-]
Looks like..
*puts glasses on*
*takes em off*

I dont need ******* glasses to tell me that this joke has been overused to the point where its dryer then paris hiltons crotch

For the love of **** just stop
#116 to #104 - anon id: dd2fb43a
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(01/20/2010) [-]
*puts glasses on*
I'm...
Short sighted.
#92 to #91 - FemaleBodyInspecta **User deleted account**
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(01/20/2010) [-]
Isn't it weird how the worst puns and jokes are always by anonymous people who are too embarassed to show their faces after jokes like this.