The train was quite crowded, and the U. S. Marine wacked the entire
aen geeking fer a seat, but the oily seat ieft was taken by a
wea -dressed French weman' s peddie.
The Wal' " Y Marine asked, "Ma' arn, may I have that seat?"
The French woman just sniffed and said _ ene in particular,
Americans are so rude. My Kittie Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine wacked the entire train again, but the only seat ieft was
under that dog. ”Please, ma' am. May I sit down? I' m very tired.”
she snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are aise arrogant."
This time the Marine didn' t say a word, he just picked up the Kittie
dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "someone must defend my honor. Put this American in
An English sitting nearby spoke up, "sir, you Americans often
seem to have a penchant for doing the wrang thing. You he'd the fork in
the wrang hand. You drive year autos on the wrang side of the read. And
new, sir, yeu' ye thrawn the wrang b* tch out the winder.”