On A Crowded Train. . The train was quite crowded, and the U. S. Marine wacked the entire aen geeking fer a seat, but the oily seat ieft was taken by a wea -dre

On A Crowded Train

The train was quite crowded, and the U. S. Marine wacked the entire
aen geeking fer a seat, but the oily seat ieft was taken by a
wea -dressed French weman' s peddie.
The Wal' " Y Marine asked, "Ma' arn, may I have that seat?"
The French woman just sniffed and said _ ene in particular,
Americans are so rude. My Kittie Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine wacked the entire train again, but the only seat ieft was
under that dog. ”Please, ma' am. May I sit down? I' m very tired.”
she snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are aise arrogant."
This time the Marine didn' t say a word, he just picked up the Kittie
dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "someone must defend my honor. Put this American in
his peace.”
An English sitting nearby spoke up, "sir, you Americans often
seem to have a penchant for doing the wrang thing. You he'd the fork in
the wrang hand. You drive year autos on the wrang side of the read. And
new, sir, yeu' ye thrawn the wrang b* tch out the winder.”
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#12 - anonymous (01/19/2010) [+] (22 replies)
How do we drive our 'autos' on the wrong side of the road when Americans invented the car?
#17 to #12 - Thrasher (01/19/2010) [-]
They didn't invent the car. Henry Ford invented the Assembly line which resulted in mass production of automobiles.
User avatar #4 - Jason Voorhees (01/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Funny. People always get up for me.
User avatar #77 - pebo (01/20/2010) [+] (3 replies)
lol finally a post where americans and britains get a long
User avatar #108 - Hazza UK (01/20/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Proud to be English :')
User avatar #111 to #108 - simfar (01/20/2010) [-]
hey, lets be honest, if the guy looking for the seat was any other nationality than american, we would have thrown the damn dog out the window before he even asked about it.
User avatar #99 - Rowdunkel (01/20/2010) [-]
Yo Dawg

I heard you like

WTF? why did you just throw that dog from a moving train?
User avatar #95 - Darkzain (01/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
One bitch down one to go
User avatar #204 - Sprulungtute (01/21/2010) [-]
My already great respect for Americans increased a little, ******* frenchies.
User avatar #98 - helloppl (01/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i didnt knw americans used their eft hand for the fork
User avatar #142 - clevelanbrown **User deleted account** (01/20/2010) [+] (5 replies)
hi everybody
#103 - anonymous (01/20/2010) [+] (6 replies)
thimbs down if americans suck cock. thumbs up if they don't
User avatar #119 to #112 - Vegeto (01/20/2010) [-]
why does it have to be our military against THEIR mimitary? thry arent a part of this. Lets put our military against HIM. then lets see him talk ****
#91 - anonymous (01/20/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Looks like fifi *puts on glasses* had her own waterloo YYYEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
#92 to #91 - FemaleBodyInspecta **User deleted account** (01/20/2010) [-]
Isn't it weird how the worst puns and jokes are always by anonymous people who are too embarassed to show their faces after jokes like this.
#6 - TheJoeMyster **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #68 - AussieWarrior (01/20/2010) [-]
A Rabbi and a Priest walk into a bar, The bar tenders says "Is this joke?"
User avatar #59 - Zant (01/20/2010) [-]
the lights will inspire you.
#33 - ChocoMint **User deleted account** (01/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Looks like...

*Puts on sunglasses*

The bitch got owned.

#41 to #33 - FemaleBodyInspecta **User deleted account** (01/20/2010) [-]
Looks like...

*Takes off sunglasses*

You don't understand how this joke works

User avatar #195 - onyxrose (01/20/2010) [-]
why are there trees on the roads of paris?

so every other counrty in the world can march in the shade.
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#3 - seeingsounds (01/19/2010) [-]
that bitch got butt slammed
#134 - FemaleBodyInspecta **User deleted account** (01/20/2010) [+] (24 replies)
Just randomly i challenge every1 to reply to me with the most random possible word you can think of
User avatar #148 to #134 - ohsillyme (01/20/2010) [-]
diabetes. lol
User avatar #9 - BowChickaBowWow ONLINE (01/19/2010) [-]
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