Because I' m a Man
Because I' m a man, when I luck my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger lung after hypothermia has set in. Calling the
AAA is net an option. I will win.
Because I' m a man, when the car isn' t running very well, I will pop the heed and stare at the engine as if I knew what I' m
leaking at. If another man shows up, ene of us will ' y tn the other, "I used ta be able ta fix these things, but new with all these
computers and everything, I wouldn' t knew where tn start." We will then drink a couple of beers, as a form of holy communion.
Because I' m a man, when I catch a cold, I need sameone tn bring me seep and take care of me while I lie in bed and mean.
Youve a inman. You never get as sick as I do, so for we, this is no problem.
Because I' m a man, I can be relied upon tn purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk er bread. I canned be expected tn find
exotic items like "cumin" er "tofu." For all I knew, these are the same thing.
Because I' m a man, when ene of our appliances stops working, I will insist an taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just
cost me twice as much ence the repair persun gets here and has tn put it back tegether.
Because I' m a man, I must held the television remote central in my hand while I watch Tht. If the thing has been misplaced, I
ma' y miss a whale program leaking fer it... thaugh ene time I was able tn survive by helding a tn engineers
Because I' m a man, there is no need tn ask me what I' m thinking abeit. The true answer is always either sex, hunting, sex, cars,
sex, tractors, sex, fishing, sex, spurts er sex. I have tn make up samething else when we ask, so den' t ask.
Because I' m a man, I net want tn visit veer mather, er have veer mather cemo visit us, er talk tn her when she calls, er think
abeit her am mere than I have Whatever we get her fer Mather' s Day is okay; I den' t need tn see it. And den' t ferget tn pick
up samething for my mather, tee.
Because I' m a man, we den' t have tn ask me if I liked the film. Chances are, if we' re crying at the end of it, I didn' t... and if we
are feeling amerces afterwards... then I will certainly at least remember the name and recommend it tn others.
Because I' m a man, I think what we' re wearing is fine. I thaoght what we were wearing five minutes age was fine, tee. Either
pair of shoes is fine. With the belt er without it, leeks fine. Your hair is fine. You leek fine. Can we just go new?
Because I' m a man, and this is, after all, the war EDIE, I will share equally in the housework. You just the laundry, the
cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I' ll the rest.... like wandering around in the garden with a beer,
wandering what ta
This has been a public service message fer wemen ta better understand men.