Priceless. Broken table: 400$<br /> Warm breakfast: 5$<br /> Saying the right thing in right time: PRICELESS!. A guy wakes up with a headache after  Priceless story joke funny
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Broken table: 400$<br />
Warm breakfast: 5$<br />
Saying the right thing in right time: PRICELESS!

A guy wakes up with a headache after a New Year' s celebration,
He usually doesn' t drink, but he can' t remeber how he got home, He was
trying to remember what has he done last night. He saw a couple of
Aspirin en the table and a rose near them. He got out of bed and he saw
his clothes, cleaned and ironed, He looked around him and he saw the
whole house was cleaned up. e went to a bathroom and he saw a bruise
under his eye. He also noticed a note en the mirror written with lipstick
by his wife: "Honey, your breakfast is in the kitchen, Iwent buy groceries
for your favourite dinner." He went to the kitchen and saw a breakfast with
m: bacoffee, and a newspapers. His sen was having breakfast at the table.
He asked: "Son, what happend last night?"
Son: "Well, you came home at aam drunk. You fell en the table and you
areke it. You threw up in the hall and yeu crashed in the door with your
f III
lael: ( Egl with confusion: "How cemo I got the roses, and the breakfast,
and everything':; wright?"
Son: "Oh. That. Well, mem draged you into bedroom and when she tried
to take off your clothes, you said:
LEAVE ME ALONE YOU WHORE! I' M MARRIED!
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Submitted: 01/19/2010
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User avatar #12 - FAISCISTBUG (01/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
wow actually making a good decision when you're drunk?! i'm impressed
User avatar #47 - feminerd (01/20/2010) [+] (8 replies)
I admit, if my hubby said this he'd be put on a pedestal. Made of bacon.
User avatar #39 - ThatCoolGuy (01/20/2010) [-]
In soviet russia, woman gets breakfest for saying good things.
#22 - WHOWANTSTHISDAWG **User deleted account** (01/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i has a newspapers
User avatar #24 to #22 - Vegeto (01/20/2010) [-]
no you has a dog
#6 - numbierwun **User deleted account** (01/19/2010) [-]
Now, isn't that hilariously sweet?
#29 - anonymous (01/20/2010) [+] (4 replies)
If he broke the table, how could his son be eating at it?
User avatar #32 to #31 - Mrdarkler (01/20/2010) [-]
yeah, cause NO ONE owns a coffee table guys. it's just IMPOSSIBLE.
User avatar #33 - Darkzain (01/20/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Doesnt get much ******* luckier then that hahahaha
+10
#15 - HaleyGlenda **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+9
#27 - freedomfromlife **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#2 - anonymous (01/19/2010) [+] (6 replies)
knowing to put the dollar sign before the number: priceless
User avatar #3 to #2 - madduck (01/19/2010) [-]
i'm not american, so i wouldn't know.
User avatar #49 - LEET (01/20/2010) [-]
This joke's from Sickipedia (dot) org, I reccomend anyone into sick jokes checks it out, nonetheless it's funny and deserves a thumbs up even if stolen.
#36 - anonymous (01/20/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I bet his whife was not that pretty... that's why he says those stuff
User avatar #44 to #36 - Vegeto (01/20/2010) [-]
Try spelling "wife" correctly. It's not hard. Sound it out.
User avatar #43 - killahbean (01/20/2010) [-]
If i could say leave me alone you whore! i'm married! to my wife... i would be sooooo happy
#16 - elegantjill **User deleted account** (01/19/2010) [-]
that made me have a lil hope
User avatar #1 - Joshac (01/19/2010) [-]
Lol
#10 - anonymous (01/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
epic. just epic.
User avatar #23 to #19 - Smashleigh (01/20/2010) [-]
ACTUALLY
You just fail in general for not being able to differentiate between who you're replying to and who you're saying something completely irrelevant to.
#37 - anonymous (01/20/2010) [+] (3 replies)
lol he was talking about his OTHER wife
User avatar #40 to #37 - simfar (01/20/2010) [-]
excellent, thats thinking out of the box for ya
#75 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i still don't get why peple post NOVELS on this damn website!!!
+1
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#55 - JeanieChic **User deleted account** (01/20/2010) [-]
hahaha, good joke !
User avatar #54 - ienjoyrofling (01/20/2010) [-]
lol nice joke i laughed
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