A guy wakes up with a headache after a New Year' s celebration,
He usually doesn' t drink, but he can' t remeber how he got home, He was
trying to remember what has he done last night. He saw a couple of
Aspirin en the table and a rose near them. He got out of bed and he saw
his clothes, cleaned and ironed, He looked around him and he saw the
whole house was cleaned up. e went to a bathroom and he saw a bruise
under his eye. He also noticed a note en the mirror written with lipstick
by his wife: "Honey, your breakfast is in the kitchen, Iwent buy groceries
for your favourite dinner." He went to the kitchen and saw a breakfast with
m: bacoffee, and a newspapers. His sen was having breakfast at the table.
He asked: "Son, what happend last night?"
Son: "Well, you came home at aam drunk. You fell en the table and you
areke it. You threw up in the hall and yeu crashed in the door with your
lael: ( Egl with confusion: "How cemo I got the roses, and the breakfast,
and everything':; wright?"
Son: "Oh. That. Well, mem draged you into bedroom and when she tried
to take off your clothes, you said:
LEAVE ME ALONE YOU WHORE! I' M MARRIED!