Priceless. Broken table: 400$<br /> Warm breakfast: 5$<br /> Saying the right thing in right time: PRICELESS!. A guy wakes up with a headache after
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Priceless

Broken table: 400$<br />
Warm breakfast: 5$<br />
Saying the right thing in right time: PRICELESS!

A guy wakes up with a headache after a New Year' s celebration,
He usually doesn' t drink, but he can' t remeber how he got home, He was
trying to remember what has he done last night. He saw a couple of
Aspirin en the table and a rose near them. He got out of bed and he saw
his clothes, cleaned and ironed, He looked around him and he saw the
whole house was cleaned up. e went to a bathroom and he saw a bruise
under his eye. He also noticed a note en the mirror written with lipstick
by his wife: "Honey, your breakfast is in the kitchen, Iwent buy groceries
for your favourite dinner." He went to the kitchen and saw a breakfast with
m: bacoffee, and a newspapers. His sen was having breakfast at the table.
He asked: "Son, what happend last night?"
Son: "Well, you came home at aam drunk. You fell en the table and you
areke it. You threw up in the hall and yeu crashed in the door with your
f III
lael: ( Egl with confusion: "How cemo I got the roses, and the breakfast,
and everything':; wright?"
Son: "Oh. That. Well, mem draged you into bedroom and when she tried
to take off your clothes, you said:
LEAVE ME ALONE YOU WHORE! I' M MARRIED!
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Submitted: 01/19/2010
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User avatar #12 - FAISCISTBUG (01/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
wow actually making a good decision when you're drunk?! i'm impressed
User avatar #47 - feminerd (01/20/2010) [+] (8 replies)
I admit, if my hubby said this he'd be put on a pedestal. Made of bacon.
#21 - Womens Study Major (01/20/2010) [-]
TO ALCOHOL

the cause of....and solution to all of lifes problems
#2 - Womens Study Major (01/19/2010) [+] (6 replies)
knowing to put the dollar sign before the number: priceless
#29 - Womens Study Major (01/20/2010) [+] (4 replies)
If he broke the table, how could his son be eating at it?
User avatar #39 - ThatCoolGuy (01/20/2010) [-]
In soviet russia, woman gets breakfest for saying good things.
#22 - WHOWANTSTHISDAWG **User deleted account** (01/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i has a newspapers
User avatar #24 to #22 - Vegeto ONLINE (01/20/2010) [-]
no you has a dog
#25 - Womens Study Major (01/20/2010) [+] (2 replies)
#28 to #25 - Womens Study Major (01/20/2010) [-]
#6 - numbierwun **User deleted account** (01/19/2010) [-]
Now, isn't that hilariously sweet?
#71 - Womens Study Major (01/21/2010) [+] (3 replies)
IdonGetItPlzExplain
#72 to #71 - Womens Study Major (01/22/2010) [-]
he was drunk correct? so drunk that he broke the table, threw up and hit his head. now being that wasted you wont have any recollection of what happened that night. He was in his own house, but didnt know it. His wife had to drag him into her room to undress him. but because he was so drunk he wasn't able to tell that she was his wife. and by saying leave me alone you whore, im married he proved to her that even that wasted he could still fend off someone who would try to seduce him.
User avatar #33 - Darkzain (01/20/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Doesnt get much ******* luckier then that hahahaha
+10
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#62 - Womens Study Major (01/20/2010) [-]
i don't care if it's reposted it's still funny
+9
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User avatar #49 - LEET (01/20/2010) [-]
This joke's from Sickipedia (dot) org, I reccomend anyone into sick jokes checks it out, nonetheless it's funny and deserves a thumbs up even if stolen.
#37 - Womens Study Major (01/20/2010) [+] (3 replies)
lol he was talking about his OTHER wife
#36 - Womens Study Major (01/20/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I bet his whife was not that pretty... that's why he says those stuff
User avatar #44 to #36 - Vegeto ONLINE (01/20/2010) [-]
Try spelling "wife" correctly. It's not hard. Sound it out.
#10 - Womens Study Major (01/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
epic. just epic.
#42 - Womens Study Major (01/20/2010) [-]
I have heard this joke a million times....never gets old.
#16 - elegantjill **User deleted account** (01/19/2010) [-]
that made me have a lil hope
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