Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients the operating table.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants my operating table, because
when ysu spen them up, eberything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but ysu should try electricians! Everything inside
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, eberything inside
them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction ) ckers... thom? guys
always understand when ysu have a few parts left dyer at the end, and when the
job takes ysu said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: '“rsu' re all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate . There' s no guts, no heart, and no spine,
and the head and butt are interchangeable."