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Yo mama' s cooking is so bad, that the flies pitched in to fix the screen deer.
Yo mama' s dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was
makin a booty call.
3. Yo mama is so fat, her ass has it' s ewn congressman,
4. Yo mama' s ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
5. Yo mamma' s fat, she tripped on tth Avenue and landed en 12th.
6, Yo' mama is so stanky, she used C) and completely disappeared.
I Yo' mama is like a fast feed: full of fat and only a buck.
8. Yo' mama' s ugly, when he leeked out the window he was arrested fer
moaning!
9. Yo' mama is dirty, she makes Speedsters slow down and think about it.
IO, Yo' mama is stupid, she thaught menopause was a button on the DVD
player.
ll, Yo' mama is dirty, plants grow out her butt.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, she went to rehab because she was geeked on
phonics,
mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
Mama' s breath is so nasty, when she walks by a clock, it goes "Tic Tac."
Mama is stupid, she ate a TV dinner and choked on the antenna.
Yo' Mama is hairy, her breasts leek like cocknuts.
I Q: What sexual positions make the ugliest babies?
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#3 - anonymous (11/04/2012) [-]
# 13 WAS JUST M.U. AND COLD.
User avatar #1 - leperator (01/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
For 7 don't forget she tastes good too.
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