true story. this is really a true story that happened to me a couple of weeks ago.<br /> I hope you liked it and if you did please thumb and continue.<
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this is really a true story that happened to me a couple of weeks ago.<br />
I hope you liked it and if you did please thumb and continue.<br />
and sorry if I made any spelling mistakes

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This is a true story and it happened when
my mom were giving me, my two friends
and the girl i really like, a ride to the cinema.
We sat in the car and was listening to some
music when suddenly the music stops and
they starts talking on the radio. But the
subject they were talking about wasn' t the
best in this situation. They were talking
about vaginas and how women are
operating their vaginas become they want
them to look younger. Me and my friends
didn' t make a sound the whole trip.
I' m really looking
forward to see this movie
Yea, I have heard it would
be really good
Hey'. Where did the music go?
So how do you think a vagina should look
like and have you ever wanted to change
how yours looks?
No I have never thought about changing
the took of my vagina. It' s pretty tight and
I like that about it.
All the guys I have slept with have said that
Iwas the best they have had and I don' t
want to change that.
And that was the last time I gave my
friends a ride.
...
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Submitted: 02/02/2011
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#6 - BlondeLady (02/03/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I want to punch you.
I want to punch you.
#43 - FunnyJunkNoob (02/03/2011) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #56 - scorpidea (02/03/2011) [+] (2 replies)
A friend of of mine had vaginal surgery... was never the same after... I think they called the procedure an adadictamy.
User avatar #58 to #56 - lexarcommander ONLINE (02/03/2011) [-]
haha! its funny because adadictamy sounds like "add a dick to me"
#10 - ChanChan (02/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
OHO! It's funny because OP's grammar sucks!
#44 - TojosFate (02/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#57 - vserras (02/03/2011) [-]
MOM TURN THAT OFF PLS FOR GOD'S SAKE
#49 - StrikerXBL (02/03/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Holy 						****					 so many grammatical errors. You killed my boner.
Holy **** so many grammatical errors. You killed my boner.
User avatar #5 - Fatboybadboy (02/03/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I couldnt finish it due to how annoying the grammar were
#61 - MrNaughtyZ (02/03/2011) [-]
You have been warned!
You have been warned!
#18 - lsdjumpingspider (02/03/2011) [-]
I was listening to music on the radio and then the music stopped and they started talking about some foundation for some sort of cancer. Then they said it " yeah pastor George has really touched the kids of this community. " I couldn't stop laughing.
User avatar #52 - bloody (02/03/2011) [-]
when i was 11 we were in the car going fishing me brother mom dad uncle
suddenly on the radio"imagine you find a girl with like the best smelling va jay jay and you get her home and take off her pants and its a can of tuna fish ....... then my mom switched stations
User avatar #11 - xxSiLENTx (02/03/2011) [-]
Thats why i dont listen to the radio.

CDs/iPod FTW
#53 - TheHeroOfTime (02/03/2011) [-]
... WHY?
User avatar #55 - RoflcopterGoSwoosh (02/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**** changing the the radio channel.

You will listen to the whole god dam conversation like a boss.
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