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I' m a fun leving guy and a whe has absolutely interest
In committing murder. I' m leeking fer leve, , er just
that ene levela evening (and rest assured that that ene lively
evening will absolutely end with we back at yew house, safe and
seem!) Let me take yee inte my magical werld of net murdering
anyine, ever, fer any reason.
What I' m daing with my life
I' ll tell we this right up frend: Certainly net murdering ANYONE, least
m all yeal Beyond that, mostly digging.
I' m really geed at
sublimating my baser desires.
The first things peeple usually nettie abaut me
is my absolute lack of threatening cues. Peepee are like, "I feel
safe and comfertable around we,“ and then they usually feller It up
with, "I really ceilin" t imagine we ever murdering me," at which
mint Ital! them that they are CINE HUNDRED PERCENT RIGHT.
Faorite beaks, meyers, sheen, music; and feed
M, Dexter, Silence m the Lambs, As I Lay Dying week}, As I Lay
Dying (band). Nets: I anly like these IRONICALLY,
The six things t cemo never do without
My shovel Cor gardening)
My meatheads {fer curing turkey jerky}
My chainsaw toor legging er clearing brush]
My mather‘ s underwear (as a keepsake)
Children (they are our future)
My freezer toor keeping my perishable geets frem spelling}
I spend a let of time thinking about
what weild be like to wear sameone else' s skin [in a
sense),
a typical Friday night I am
being seen by plenty peeple in plenty tot different places, such that
I always have an alibi in the INCREDIBLE‘ UNLIKELY event that I
cemo up as a suspect in a murder trial... WHICH WILL/ HAS NEVER
HAPPENED]!
The most private thing I' m willing tn admit
I ence picked up an female hitchhiker eff , handcuffed her, beat
her, strangled her in my , and fed her to my dogs after
masturbating myself with her severed hands Meq
I sometimes wet the bad.
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lieu sheild message me if
you want a guy whe WON' T murder we.
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Diet Strictly anything
Trying tn quit
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Sign Libra and it' s fun tn think about
he " t Dropped out of colleg e/ university
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Ch: Ere’: Likes children
Pets C' Awns dogs
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#13 - Squidge **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (7 replies)
#98 - greenturtlezrule (02/03/2011) [+] (2 replies)
<<Did anyone notice fartparticle?
#15 - Hydrocircuit (02/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I'd watch out for the "Similar users"
#31 - wolfsweater (02/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#108 - luhlloyd (02/03/2011) [-]
&quot;Libra and it's fun to think about&quot;  
  
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"Libra and it's fun to think about"

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User avatar #43 - LtMcG ONLINE (02/03/2011) [+] (2 replies)
The weird part is the similar users . . .
#47 to #43 - OptimusRhyme ONLINE (02/03/2011) [-]
lol what?
#80 - JohnE (02/03/2011) [-]
I won't murder you....
User avatar #81 - Surreal (02/03/2011) [-]
lol, favorite show dexter. love that show.
#79 - dwightschrute (02/03/2011) [-]
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User avatar #72 - blakebutters (02/03/2011) [+] (2 replies)
look at the first similar user
#29 - ryansandberg (02/02/2011) [-]
at least im NOT a murderer
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