Making Cashiers Feel Uncomfortable 3

How to make cashiers uncomfortable
1. Go to Wal-Mart, Target, or CVS
2. Get birth control pills, pregnancy tests, and a single wire coathanger
3. Shoot up the store

well, i'd make a pretty shocked face too if macguyver came into my store and bought supplies for his next mission!

you cant buy birth control at a store
it has to be prescribed

1. Cucumber
2. Lube
3. Magazine with picture of babies in it

1) buy excessive amount of lube
2) buy largest pineapple you can find

bad choice of colors. just saying..

A box of man size tissues: 99p
A bottle of lube: 1.99
The new hannah montana DVD: 15 pounds
The look the cashiers face: Priceless.

cake mix
rat poison
party invitations

Buy these:
1. Nyquil
2. Candy or stuffed animal toy
3. Condoms

<----Tell her this

No one will do this.

What does the abortion clinic do if you lock your keys in your car and come in to ask for a coat hanger?

I'm a cashier, and I've learned to not look at what people are buying, and I'll not care.

next one should be drive through

1.go to McDonald's, and ask for coke in the drive there, and make yourself sound as much like a coke addict as possible
2.when they ask for a size, either act surprised that that there are sizes, or say the size in grams and ask for the good stuff
3.when you pull up to the window ad they hand you your coke, shout "what the fuck is this! This ain't my goddamn coke!" and drive off

optional ending: if you are willing to get in a bit of trouble, after getting the coke ad getting mad, pop the lid mostly off the drink, shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!" and toss the drink back in

True story,
My mate was 'too ashamed' to buy her own pregnancy test so i thought fuck it, it's not me so i bought it for her. The cashier's face was a picture, especially when word got out that i buy tests for other people and literally, i've bought a pregnancy test about 7 times for all different people, also, in my school uniform.

Well i find it funny, it's always the same cashier at Boots :L

Buy Fireworks (any rocket type) and buy duct tape.
Then walk into a pet store (with the items in a bag) and ask for an easy to handle, small animal.
That would be priceless.

once bought condoms and snickers at the same time. It was exactly what it looked like
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1. butter
2. moar butter
3. I can't believe it's not butter