Escaped Convict. hahaha BL. A man escapes from prison where he has been fer 15 years. He breaks inte a house to beek for money and guns and finds a young couple
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Escaped Convict

hahaha BL

A man escapes from prison where he has been fer
15 years. He breaks inte a house to beek for
money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy taut of bed and ties him a
chair, while tying the girl the bed he gets
en tep of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and
gees inte the bathromm. whice he' s in there,
the husband his wife. "Listen, this guy' s
an escaped convict, Teek at his seethes! He
probably spent eets of time in jail and hasn' t
seen a weman in years. I saw hew he kissed year
neck." If he wants sex, don' t resist, den' t ,
do whatever he you. satisfy him matter hew
much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very
dangerous. If he gets angry, he' 11 us. Be streng,
honey. I "love you." Te which his wife responds: "He
wasn' t kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear.
He tead me he was gay, thaught you were cute, and
asked me if we had any vaseline. I tead him it was
in the bathromm. Be streng honey. I ieye you tee!!”
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Submitted: 01/18/2010
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#5 - anonymous (01/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
imagine the scene when the wife calls the cops and they bust in on the convict and the guy
#9 - anonymous (01/18/2010) [-]
FUUUUUUU-
User avatar #11 - ThatCoolGuy (01/19/2010) [+] (4 replies)
suprise buttsecks?
+9
#8 - werido **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - anonymous (01/18/2010) [-]
HA HA HA
butt sexs
#16 - anonymous (01/19/2010) [-]
Didn't he get enough ass in prison?
User avatar #12 - Rowdunkel (01/19/2010) [-]
My butt hole tightened up just reading this joke
User avatar #24 - Zant (01/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #4 - Mannfred (01/18/2010) [-]
Win
#15 - anonymous (01/19/2010) [-]
line 17
was*
User avatar #29 - RADDDDs (05/30/2010) [-]
poor guy...
knowing what is awaiting him...
User avatar #28 - ConvictJ (05/19/2010) [-]
i never told her i was gay!
#26 - anonymous (03/24/2010) [-]
way to post another eli joke. oh well, its still pretty funny.
#22 - GothKitty **User deleted account** (01/19/2010) [-]
Poor guy didnt expect to hear that
#20 - anonymous (01/19/2010) [-]
i lol'd :D
#19 - anonymous (01/19/2010) [-]
You didnt see that coming... Lol
#18 - xEDJERSEYx (01/19/2010) [-]
Looks like he's...
-sunglasses-
Fucked.
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
User avatar #13 - DONTORRES (01/19/2010) [-]
wear da vaseline fuck it we doing it RAW
#6 - anonymous (01/18/2010) [-]
so dumb, was funny the first three times i read/saw it.
#3 - anonymous (01/18/2010) [-]
TL DR
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