How we met. My first post. Not OC. I wish I could get girls like this...<br /> EDIT: Apparently this is a repost, so I fail. But I have made 1 OC, pie cha
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How we met

My first post. Not OC. I wish I could get girls like this...<br />
EDIT: Apparently this is a repost, so I fail. But I have made 1 OC, pie charts =D

Four years ago. when i was 18,
I noticed that my front window is very
reflective m i was pretending ta dive
in scow motion and shoot, dual pistol style.
Suddenly a really hot girl walked past
and i was startled and felt over. Embarrassed
waited for a bit and then stood up.
As i stoop up i saw her starly shaming an
imaginary rifle from behind a can
We then preceeded ta this far 10
minutes until she dd an extremely dramatic death.
She wasn' t getting up w i went outside ho meet her
Once I got to where she was. there was nothing
but as was at paper with as mobile number on it,
Today, we ore getting married.
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Submitted: 01/31/2011
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#18 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/01/2011) [+] (1 reply)
this happened to one of my friends, but instead of leaving a note she shot up the school
#17 - natexthexbeast (02/01/2011) [-]
#43 - aBlindMoron (02/01/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#68 - jrook (02/01/2011) [-]
"Then we waited 10 years for her to grow up to 18 years old"
#64 - piedoesntlie (02/01/2011) [-]
died like this?
died like this?
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#71 - grrphc (02/01/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Nothing on MLIA is ever average.
I say we officially change it to My Life Is Amazing.
#5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/31/2011) [-]
hey thats how i met my gf well actually i did call in an airstrike and flatten half her village kill her two kids and taliban husband but hey loves love
User avatar #70 - FairyGodParents (02/01/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Almost nothing on MLIA is remotely average. And whenever i read one, all i can picture is a forever alone person sitting at their computer frantically typing.
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#15 - hometownhero (02/01/2011) [-]
Hey look, yet ANOTHER mlia post. How entirely original, interesting, and most likely true.
User avatar #19 - americanjam (02/01/2011) [-]
2040 years ago, when I was 23. I had a fake white beard and a voice changer. So one day I told this chick that I was creator of everything and then we had sex. The next morning I was gone. I told her husband(who did not know me) that I heard noises coming from his house while he was away. Knowing that she would be accused of adultery and be stoned to death so it would not change history. I went back to my time of 2013(spoiler: we don't die). Once I got to where I wanted to go, I found a book called "the bible" on my desk. I read it. Today, I learned I ****** up real bad. -FML
#63 - EZBakeFourthAcct (02/01/2011) [+] (3 replies)
#21 - xmasterZx (02/01/2011) [-]
good story  
good story
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#67 - XOxoswitcherXOxo (02/01/2011) [-]
When i read these.... i just don't think so.
#60 - DietWater (02/01/2011) [-]
Get married at age 22

Get divorced at age 25
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#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/31/2011) [-]
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