Worth reading. this is a funny storry my friend sent me.<br /> it worth the read.<br /> enjoy XD. In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made severa
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Worth reading

this is a funny storry my friend sent me.<br />
it worth the read.<br />
enjoy XD

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had
made several attempts to get into the
men' s r' astr' iorn, but it had always been
occupied.
A nur' noticed his predicament.
Sir', she said ' You may use the ladies
mam if you premise not to touch any of
the buttons an the wall.'
He did what he needed to, and as he sat
theme he noticed the buttons he had
premised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters:
WW , WA , PP, and a red one labelled
ATR.
Who would know if he Touched them?
He couldn' t resist. He pushed WW.
Warm water' was sprayed gently upon
his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought. Men' s
mastr' borns don' t have nice things like
this.
Anticipating gr' eater' pleasure, he
pushed the WA button. Warm air
replaced the warm water, gently drying
his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP
button. A large powder puff caressed
his bottom adding a fragile scent of
spring flower, to this unbelievable
pleasure. The ladies was mare
than a r' astr' iorn, it is Tender loving
pleasure.
When the powder autocompletes its
pleasure, he couldn' t wait to push the
ATR button which he knew would be
supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes,
he was in a hospital bed, and a nur'
was sraa' ing down at him.
What happened?' he exclaimed. 'The
last thing I remember was pushing the
Am button'.
The button ATAK is an Automatic
Tampon Remover. Yours penis is under
yaw pillow.'
MEN NEVER LISTEN
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Submitted: 01/31/2011
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