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A Man wack Into a Bar
t man wacked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a
eer.
certainely, sir, that' 11 be one cent."
tme Cent?" the man exclaimed.
glanced at the menu and ashed: "How much for a nice
Juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"
A nicker," the barman replied.
A_ : kea?" exclaimed the man. "where' s the guy who owns
this peace?"
The bartender replied "Upstairs, with my wife."
The man asked "what' s he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The bartender replied "The same thing I' m doing to his
business down here."
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Submitted: 01/17/2010
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User avatar #4 - NoThisIsBlaze (01/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Why charge anything?
User avatar #14 - Acrylic (01/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
He's financially corrupting his wife?
User avatar #3 - Kodak (01/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
For the people who don't get it. Not being captain mother ******* obvious but.

There ******* the business.
User avatar #5 to #3 - WhereMehSammich (01/18/2010) [-]
******* , he is screwing it
User avatar #35 - Recaffeinated (01/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Why would someone make love to a business?
User avatar #2 - iamhapppy (01/18/2010) [-]
they're screwing it
#24 - Womens Study Major (01/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
"a man walks into a store to get a new remote. 'How much?' said the man. The cashier said 5 C...." you know the rest.
+12
#32 to #24 - bellolsom **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#8 - clevernamehere **User deleted account** (01/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
since when is a cafe a bar?
#65 - Womens Study Major (01/19/2010) [+] (4 replies)
A baby seal walks into a club....
+11
#66 to #65 - TheJoeMyster **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#70 - OsamaBinLlama (01/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
ID BURN DOWN THE BUILDING WITH THE GUY AND THE SLUT THEN CLAIM THE INSURANCE MWAUAHAH
User avatar #74 to #70 - Disastrous (01/19/2010) [-]
tht would be arson and you'd go to jail and become the slut.
#77 - Womens Study Major (01/19/2010) [+] (4 replies)
A man walks into a bar
He buys a drink.
#85 to #82 - bubeez (01/19/2010) [-]
then I threw up after reading that. the end.
User avatar #69 - Ilovewow (01/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
A guy walks into a bar
Ouch.
#13 - Womens Study Major (01/18/2010) [+] (5 replies)
He's turning the wife to **** ? Go save her, for God's sake!
User avatar #34 to #26 - WinnerofTheGame (01/18/2010) [-]
Testicles... that is all.
#9 - Narkisia **User deleted account** (01/18/2010) [-]
WIN xD
#71 - Womens Study Major (01/19/2010) [+] (4 replies)
so this dyslexic guy walks into a bra....
User avatar #86 to #79 - Ilovewow (01/19/2010) [-]
Dyslexics of the world,UNTIE!
#63 - Womens Study Major (01/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
YOUR ALL FRUIT!
#72 to #63 - elegantjill **User deleted account** (01/19/2010) [-]
this anon say the same thing on every page
User avatar #56 - Vihtic (01/19/2010) [-]
Just like old times.
#91 - Womens Study Major (01/20/2010) [-]
financially corrupting his wife?
#47 - Womens Study Major (01/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Well, she should be in the kitchen.
#46 - Womens Study Major (01/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
******* around wit her
#42 - Womens Study Major (01/18/2010) [-]
So your plowing his Business?
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