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Cheap Bar

A Man wack Into a Bar
t man wacked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a
eer.
certainely, sir, that' 11 be one cent."
tme Cent?" the man exclaimed.
glanced at the menu and ashed: "How much for a nice
Juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"
A nicker," the barman replied.
A_ : kea?" exclaimed the man. "where' s the guy who owns
this peace?"
The bartender replied "Upstairs, with my wife."
The man asked "what' s he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The bartender replied "The same thing I' m doing to his
business down here."
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User avatar #4 - NoThisIsBlaze (01/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Why charge anything?
User avatar #14 - Acrylic (01/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
He's financially corrupting his wife?
User avatar #3 - Kodak (01/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
For the people who don't get it. Not being captain mother ******* obvious but.

There ******* the business.
User avatar #5 to #3 - WhereMehSammich (01/18/2010) [-]
******* , he is screwing it
User avatar #35 - Recaffeinated (01/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Why would someone make love to a business?
User avatar #2 - iamhapppy (01/18/2010) [-]
they're screwing it
#24 - Common Pepe (01/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
"a man walks into a store to get a new remote. 'How much?' said the man. The cashier said 5 C...." you know the rest.
+12
#32 to #24 - bellolsom **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#8 - clevernamehere **User deleted account** (01/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
since when is a cafe a bar?
#65 - Common Pepe (01/19/2010) [+] (4 replies)
A baby seal walks into a club....
+11
#66 to #65 - TheJoeMyster **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#70 - OsamaBinLlama (01/19/2010) [+] (3 replies)
ID BURN DOWN THE BUILDING WITH THE GUY AND THE SLUT THEN CLAIM THE INSURANCE MWAUAHAH
User avatar #74 to #70 - Disastrous (01/19/2010) [-]
tht would be arson and you'd go to jail and become the slut.
#77 - Common Pepe (01/19/2010) [+] (4 replies)
A man walks into a bar
He buys a drink.
#85 to #82 - bubeez (01/19/2010) [-]
then I threw up after reading that. the end.
User avatar #69 - Ilovewow (01/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
A guy walks into a bar
Ouch.
#13 - Common Pepe (01/18/2010) [+] (5 replies)
He's turning the wife to **** ? Go save her, for God's sake!
User avatar #34 to #26 - WinnerofTheGame (01/18/2010) [-]
Testicles... that is all.
#9 - Narkisia **User deleted account** (01/18/2010) [-]
WIN xD
#71 - Common Pepe (01/19/2010) [+] (4 replies)
so this dyslexic guy walks into a bra....
User avatar #86 to #79 - Ilovewow (01/19/2010) [-]
Dyslexics of the world,UNTIE!
#63 - Common Pepe (01/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
YOUR ALL FRUIT!
#72 to #63 - elegantjill **User deleted account** (01/19/2010) [-]
this anon say the same thing on every page
User avatar #56 - Vihtic (01/19/2010) [-]
Just like old times.
#62 - Common Pepe (01/19/2010) [-]
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The giraffe has too much to drink and passes out onto the floor. The man then gets up to leave. The bartender comes over to the table, and he tells the man, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' here!" The man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
#59 - Common Pepe (01/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
dude ****** repost!!!

i remember a guy called shapeshifter uploaded this a long time ago!!
#20 - Common Pepe (01/18/2010) [+] (4 replies)
A man walks into a bar.

Ouch.
#19 - Common Pepe (01/18/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Title - A Man Walked Into A Bar
First line - A man walked into a cafe.

So he walked into a bar, then a cafe?
Or do cafe's serve beer now?
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