A Man wack Into a Bar
t man wacked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a
certainely, sir, that' 11 be one cent."
tme Cent?" the man exclaimed.
glanced at the menu and ashed: "How much for a nice
Juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"
A nicker," the barman replied.
A_ : kea?" exclaimed the man. "where' s the guy who owns
The bartender replied "Upstairs, with my wife."
The man asked "what' s he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The bartender replied "The same thing I' m doing to his
business down here."