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Hitler's Wallet

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Submitted: 01/29/2011
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#598 - onlythederkderk (02/02/2011) [-]
FUCKING JEWS
User avatar #591 - Aspirin (01/31/2011) [-]
Of course goddammit!
Forty marks was enough at that time to buy a sandwich! And I'm, hungry.
User avatar #581 - NeonKipKip (01/30/2011) [-]
Yes, because it'd be an AMAZING story for you grand-kids.
#580 - Shenaniganz (01/30/2011) [-]
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#579 - Superleggera (01/30/2011) [-]
1. Steal wallet
2. Put long ass note
3. As Hitler reads the note in his wallet
4. ASSSSSSAASSSIINNAATION
#577 - xxcrasherxx (01/30/2011) [-]
1-steal wallet
2-buy gun with Hitler's money
3-assassinate Hitler
4-get arrested because he didn't commit his crimes
5-??????
6-secret national hero
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#582 to #577 - thepandaking (01/30/2011) [-]
lol what kind of gun are you going to buy with forty Reichmarks??
lol what kind of gun are you going to buy with forty Reichmarks??
User avatar #569 - pelican (01/30/2011) [-]
1. Steal Wallet
2. Come to him later and say "Hey I think this is yours so I wanted to return it"
3. You two become friends
4. As soon as he becomes comfortable around you, whip out your butcher knife and make a Adolf sandwich.
User avatar #576 to #569 - Superleggera (01/30/2011) [-]
Trololol
User avatar #574 to #569 - kcfan **User deleted account** (01/30/2011) [-]
5. ???????
6. profit
User avatar #572 to #569 - Sendthebitchasmily (01/30/2011) [-]
5. when its ready head towards his room
6. open the door get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur
#567 - BlackHand (01/30/2011) [-]
affect*
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User avatar #562 - Sanctussaevio (01/30/2011) [-]
1) Steal wallet
2) Profit.
3) Swipe credit card in his throat.
4) Create paradox
#561 - brutalanalrape (01/30/2011) [-]
YES
YES
#560 - Munchkinpunter (01/30/2011) [-]
First we still the wallet, then enact the rest of the plan.
#586 to #560 - anonymous (01/30/2011) [-]
STILL?!?!?!?!?!?!

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!!
#559 - JKerg **User deleted account** (01/30/2011) [-]
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#556 - ArmaliteLion (01/30/2011) [-]
Toodaloo Hitler
Toodaloo Hitler
User avatar #553 - furryflava ONLINE (01/30/2011) [-]
yes
#546 - mtrollzw (01/30/2011) [-]
id steal it, then say, sir you dropped this, then become his best and closest friend. and as sooon as he starts killing jews and shit, i murder him, julius ceasar style betches......
#554 to #546 - anonymous (01/30/2011) [-]
Brute style*
#599 to #554 - tstone (03/06/2011) [-]
et tu burte
#557 to #554 - mtrollzw (01/30/2011) [-]
thanks bro just noticed that., yea brutus style bitches*
#575 to #570 - thefjmonsterr (01/30/2011) [-]
Because you black! NIGGER
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