Hitler's Wallet. /funny_gifs/1590273/Snowboard+Trick/<br /> Oldfag found the book it came from, yay! . This theft will not arm ' t dail. 1. Take Hitler's Wallet. 2. Give it to Hitler, and say you found it. 3. Hitler thanks you and invites you to drink with him. 4. Both get drunk and he offers you Hitler's Wallet /funny_gifs/1590273/Snowboard+Trick/<br /> Oldfag found the book it came from yay! This theft will not arm ' t dail 1 Take 2 Give to Hitler and say you 3 thanks invites drink with him 4 Both get drunk he offers
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #19 - americanjam
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1. Take Hitler's Wallet.
2. Give it to Hitler, and say you found it.
3. Hitler thanks you and invites you to drink with him.
4. Both get drunk and he offers you a job as his assistant.
5. Work hard and become as powerful as Henrich Himmler

(Choose your own path)
#264 to #19 - anon id: 05e43411
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Your picture sir, is amazing.
The sugar dealer/child molester from Leo and Satan :o
User avatar #25 to #19 - RekkrZero
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3. Hitler accuses you of stealing his wallet and puts you in the Auschwitz Concentration Camp.
User avatar #531 to #25 - IncarceratedNinja
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hey that reminds me i reading Ellie Wiesel's, "Night", im my english class and he and his family go to Auschwitz.
User avatar #544 to #531 - americanjam
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I loved that book. Even though I was also forced to read it in my English class, it was a book I'm glad we were forced to read.

When my teacher told me, since I liked it so much I could get the trilogy "Dawn" and "Day". But I never red it because we weren't forced to read it.
User avatar #20 to #19 - americanjam
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(Choose your own path continued)
6a. Hitler Kills himself
6b.Tell Hitler about invasion and form plan to stop invasion and stay in power.
6c. Double cross Hitler, and capture him and give him to America.
7.?????????????
8a. Profit (by becoming new leader of Nazi Party)
8b. Profit (by becoming Germany's powerful asset and best friends with Hitler.)
8c. Profit(by becoming American Hero, and great asset to the Allies)
#49 to #20 - EatsForALiving
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i like power :)
User avatar #342 to #20 - CyanideisHappiness
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If you were double crossing him you would give him to Britain, not America.
User avatar #537 to #342 - americanjam
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Well actually we are both wrong. The Red Army was in Berlin searching for Hitler and the Red Army was the ones who found the bodies of both Hitler and Eva Braun.
#238 - unideer
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forty reichsmarks? worth it
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User avatar #249 to #238 - coophomie
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hahahahhaha! oh you deserve much more than three thumbs good sir
#81 - ElijahWade
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Try to steal Hitler's wallet.


Get caught
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#115 to #81 - LimpNoodle
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Try to steal Hitler's wallet.


He gives it to you, and says thank you.
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User avatar #119 to #117 - LimpNoodle
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ah damn man!
good job on that one ;)
#120 to #119 - AngeredWeasel **User deleted account**
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#439 - Jimmydingdong
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Hey, I had Nein dollars in there.
#460 to #439 - anon id: 8805036a
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#443 to #439 - jscottcc
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you so punny
#459 to #443 - Jimmydingdong
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Tanks!
#469 to #459 - warlockrichard
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Comment Picture
#52 - Kadamon
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He will be so fuhrer-ious!
He will be so fuhrer-ious!
User avatar #525 to #52 - choasmage
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This is my favoriting your comment.
#63 to #52 - tannerjroll
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MY PUNISHMENT WILL BE SO VERY REICH-CHOUS
MY PUNISHMENT WILL BE SO VERY REICH-CHOUS
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User avatar #558 to #87 - uncannyvalley
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C'mon guys, these jokes are insensitive, anne frankly I'm offended.
#174 to #63 - JaysToKings
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(insert German pun here)
(insert German pun here)
#421 - megaconfuzasaur
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Hitler's wallet?

Let me call a friend who's an expert on leather goods owned by Hitler.
User avatar #434 to #421 - mrbrownstone
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LOLOLOL THAT WAS PERFECT!
#433 to #421 - StealthBomber
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#478 - Thewinningfail
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reverse pick pocket a grenade
#491 to #478 - datdood
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you stole that from tobuscus :P

we attack......
User avatar #32 - hhhhhhhh
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i shall answer your question with another question....on the off chance that Hitler notices you taking his wallet, what are you going to do?
User avatar #35 to #32 - sillypiggy
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Not be a jew. its your best defence
#40 to #35 - Flywire
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i think it would be amusing to insert a dradle into Hitlers rectum.
User avatar #38 to #35 - hhhhhhhh
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good answer
#36 to #32 - Flywire
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rape him with a dradle
User avatar #37 to #36 - hhhhhhhh
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that might be why he hated jews...think about it
#546 - mtrollzw
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id steal it, then say, sir you dropped this, then become his best and closest friend. and as sooon as he starts killing jews and ****, i murder him, julius ceasar style betches......
#554 to #546 - anon id: 3fb1f650
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Brute style*
#599 to #554 - tstone
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et tu burte
#557 to #554 - mtrollzw
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thanks bro just noticed that., yea brutus style bitches*
#467 - tobooka
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