Hitler's Wallet. funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/1590273/Snowboard+Trick/<br /> Oldfag found the book it came from, yay! . This theft will not arm ' t dail. 1. Take Hitler's Wallet. 2. Give it to Hitler, and say you found it. 3. Hitler thanks you and invites you to drink with him. 4. Both get drunk and he offers you
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Hitler's Wallet

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Submitted: 01/29/2011
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User avatar #19 - americanjam (01/30/2011) [+] (8 replies)
1. Take Hitler's Wallet.
2. Give it to Hitler, and say you found it.
3. Hitler thanks you and invites you to drink with him.
4. Both get drunk and he offers you a job as his assistant.
5. Work hard and become as powerful as Henrich Himmler

(Choose your own path)
#238 - unideer (01/30/2011) [+] (2 replies)
forty reichsmarks? worth it
#81 - ElijahWade (01/30/2011) [+] (6 replies)
Try to steal Hitler's wallet.


Get caught
#439 - Jimmydingdong (01/30/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Hey, I had Nein dollars in there.
#52 - Kadamon (01/30/2011) [+] (5 replies)
He will be so fuhrer-ious!
He will be so fuhrer-ious!
#421 - megaconfuzasaur (01/30/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Hitler's wallet?

Let me call a friend who's an expert on leather goods owned by Hitler.
#478 - Thewinningfail (01/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
reverse pick pocket a grenade
User avatar #32 - hhhhhhhh (01/30/2011) [+] (5 replies)
i shall answer your question with another question....on the off chance that Hitler notices you taking his wallet, what are you going to do?
#36 to #32 - Flywire (01/30/2011) [-]
rape him with a dradle
#546 - mtrollzw (01/30/2011) [+] (3 replies)
id steal it, then say, sir you dropped this, then become his best and closest friend. and as sooon as he starts killing jews and **** , i ****** him, julius ceasar style betches......
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#502 to #499 - SammieSama (01/30/2011) [-]
You'd jack off to Hitler's wallet? That's an odd ****** ... but then again, the last page had someone jacking off to Microsoft....
#323 - umirinbrah (01/30/2011) [-]
do it!
User avatar #379 - skulblaka (01/30/2011) [-]
I would not be ethically obligated to do so.... but **** , do it anyway.

And who says it wouldnt change history? Scenario: Hitler is taking his wife/girlfriend/whatever out to dinner and a show. He gets ready, combs his Hitler-stache, goes to dinner. Cant pay the bill, has a fit of apoplectic rage, shoots the waiter. Thinks, **** , now my own army is obligated to hunt me down. Goes into hiding, girl goes with him. She wont put out because being in a cave is so unromantic... cue more rage, more gunshots, dead girlfriend. Hitler - "Dear god what have I done", kills himself early, neither WWII nor the Holocaust ever happen.

Time trollin'.
User avatar #374 - lolalot (01/30/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I take hitlers wallet, and he goes out to get dinner with his wife. He realises he cant buy dinner, and his wife leaves. He is pretty pissed at this point, and goes off to a bar to get a drink, but then realises he cant do that either. Now he's mad. He takes a gun and robs a liquor store, gets drunk as **** and stumbles home, drunk out of his mind. he gets to his house and after about five minutes of ******* on his door step and stumbling around, he takes out his keys, opens the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
#428 - petardrn (01/30/2011) [-]
I don't know about any ethics, but I sure could use 40 Reichsmarks back then and the wallet would now be considered epic rare Nazi memorabilia which could probably sell nicely on eBay or something of the sort
#495 - dakinged (01/30/2011) [-]
**dakinged rolls 600** chek doppel'
#135 - leary (01/30/2011) [+] (10 replies)
of course hitler needed the money
#448 - crazyguitarpunk (01/30/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I'll just leave this here
I'll just leave this here
#193 - LOLZz (01/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I'll pay guys.
I'll pay guys.
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