RATED M. Thanks for my first and probably only front page i will get.. RATED M USED TO STAND FOR "MATURE" BOUGHT IT FOR ME". i was playin mw2 i dropped the F-bomb on the entire lobby cause i had gotten top of the board (which was rare for me cause i wasnt all that good at the time)so  kids on rated m games
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#68 - redhdstepchld
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i was playin mw2 i dropped the F-bomb on the entire lobby cause i had gotten top of the board (which was rare for me cause i wasnt all that good at the time)so needless to say i dropped the F-bomb and said some more "curse words" next thing u kno i hear some woman get on the mic and she says "my 12 year old son is playing this game and i dont appreciate the words your are teaching him nag nag" so i cut her off and asked "ma'am would u please look at the cover over this game in bottom left corner and read that little symbol" she reads "mature 17+" and my response was "UR SON IS 12 HE SHOULDNT EVEN BE PLAYING THIS GAME YOU DUMB BITCH" thats what set her off she was screaming into the mic "nag nag nag-" i used the oh so wonderful mute button
i was playin mw2 i dropped the F-bomb on the entire lobby cause i had gotten top of the board (which was rare for me cause i wasnt all that good at the time)so needless to say i dropped the F-bomb and said some more "curse words" next thing u kno i hear some woman get on the mic and she says "my 12 year old son is playing this game and i dont appreciate the words your are teaching him nag nag" so i cut her off and asked "ma'am would u please look at the cover over this game in bottom left corner and read that little symbol" she reads "mature 17+" and my response was "UR SON IS 12 HE SHOULDNT EVEN BE PLAYING THIS GAME YOU DUMB BITCH" thats what set her off she was screaming into the mic "nag nag nag-" i used the oh so wonderful mute button
#481 to #68 - pupito
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User avatar #486 to #68 - bondsmatthew
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CAME BACK TO FAVORITE THIS COMMENT
User avatar #75 to #68 - bondsmatthew
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I usually don't say this, but I'm commenting JUST so I can find this later. :3
User avatar #395 to #68 - barrelogafs
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Like a boss indeed.
User avatar #461 to #68 - Shore
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you sir.. get a medal
User avatar #397 to #68 - xombiemaster
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My friend did something like that, but instead of playing mw2 he shot up his whole school.
User avatar #229 to #68 - RonsteR
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if u were playen black ops, i wouldnt give a flying ****
#72 to #68 - nyrintriball
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#95 to #68 - iwantzcheeseburger
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You sir are a god in my eyes.   
to express your awesomeness I will pick a random picture from my reaction folder and not care what it is.
You sir are a god in my eyes.
to express your awesomeness I will pick a random picture from my reaction folder and not care what it is.
#159 to #95 - Pettie
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Ooooh good idea! :D  
I will also..
Ooooh good idea! :D
I will also..
#251 to #68 - fireburners
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commenting so i can find this later

<---unrelated
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User avatar #71 to #68 - swordman
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this is why we need comment favoring
User avatar #74 to #71 - wafflesftw
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Right-click
Save as
User avatar #82 to #74 - docxy
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there's a button in the top right corner that says "print screen"
User avatar #100 to #82 - wafflesftw
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Ya what I said was a joke......
#87 to #68 - kadabra
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im in love with you- no homo
User avatar #360 to #87 - gyaraderp
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That takes all the good homo-fun out of it
#477 to #68 - anon id: 87a21a70
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just awesome
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User avatar #117 to #68 - pierregold
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dont mind me im just waiting for comment favoriting
User avatar #78 to #68 - bitey
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I love you.
#464 to #68 - mrpickles
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I will have your children.
User avatar #79 to #68 - RedEviscerator
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This generation of kids is horrible. When I was 12 I was still playing with yu-gi-oh cards and running around in the woods. These days, kids are worried about their killstreaks and what prestige they got or what the **** ever, I don't know. My 6 year old cousin was naming guns for god's sake. The only guns I knew when I was 6 was Machine gun, Pistol, and Shotgun. ****
User avatar #122 to #79 - IllDuce
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... I still run around in the woods.
User avatar #201 to #122 - RedEviscerator
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as do i. but thats what 12 year olds need to do, not memorize the names of guns and yell "faggot" over exckzbawxqz
User avatar #392 to #79 - mrbeany
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im 14 and i rarely play games the things i worry about is barely passing my classes and getting better a guitar
#59 - diespitris
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<-- Every little kid who owns an M-rated game with multiplayer...
User avatar #3 - Ottovan
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I'm 18, I can buy PORN!
#30 to #3 - tylerman
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Ottovan has gained 15 hell ya points! Ottovan has leveled up! Whats this? Ottovan is evolving!?!? CONGRATUALTIONS! your Ottovan evolved into a banana wearing clothes!
#219 to #30 - derekpelicans
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******* pajamas!
User avatar #9 to #3 - jamesisawesome
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Lucky bastard...
User avatar #10 to #9 - Ottovan
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lol, I bought it when I was 17 too...

It's the beard, it makes me look way older than I am :D
User avatar #12 to #3 - CobraStrike
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Who honestly buys porn. This isn't the 90's.

TO REDTUBE
User avatar #13 to #12 - Ottovan
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If I get a DVD, I can rip it and put it on my Zune...

Plus, I can look at magazines on the can.
User avatar #14 to #13 - CobraStrike
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Ipod touch.

Ipod touch.
User avatar #15 to #14 - Ottovan
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iPod?

Apple?

I DON'T ******* THINK SO
User avatar #20 to #15 - Son of a glitch
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any iPods are the only good things that came out of Apple.
User avatar #21 to #20 - Ottovan
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My dad would kick my ******* ASS If I brought an Apple product into the house
User avatar #22 to #21 - Son of a glitch
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Is your dad Bill Gates?
User avatar #23 to #22 - Ottovan
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No, he builds Rigs as a hobby.

He's all about windows, as am I :P
User avatar #24 to #23 - Son of a glitch
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I love windows, I hate OS (somewhat dislike Linux, but that doesn't really matter because that's hipster ****), but iPods are pretty nifty, but overpriced.
User avatar #25 to #24 - Ottovan
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The Zune interface is the best, man.

Once I got a Zune, I'm now like "What in the hell is an iPod?"
User avatar #26 to #25 - Son of a glitch
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My friend has a Zune but I never got a look at it. A lot less people are getting iPods for some reason, is it because of the ****** customer service and warranties?
User avatar #27 to #26 - Ottovan
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Because Apple has FANBOYS

They say "Buy this ****" And they will go out and buy it...
User avatar #76 to #27 - bondsmatthew
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Hey hey hey, I'm not a fanboy, I just have an iPhone and Mac. :L
User avatar #33 to #27 - AustintheAtrain
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i only got an ipod because i didn't have the money for Zune. i want a Zune bad though
User avatar #28 to #27 - Son of a glitch
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More like cultists.
User avatar #48 to #28 - infernobird
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every time i read one of your comments i imagined that cat saying everything....
User avatar #29 to #28 - Ottovan
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Yup.

You can put a pretty bow around a piece of ****, but It's still a piece of ****.


Apparently to us stupid Americans "If it looks fancy and costs a lot, it MUST be good!"
User avatar #16 to #15 - CobraStrike
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Droid?

Either way, I think you can download porn somewhere. But i'm all about streaming video. If I had any kind of money, and wasn't such a lazy bastard, I'd probably buy it. But my experiences with buying porn lead to such bad acting and ugly actresses that I lost my erection.
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#264 - IvVvIJerry
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its funny because 98% of funnyjunk are younger than 18, thus proving theyre making fun of themselves without knowing
#334 to #264 - ThePwncilSharpener
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I KNEW
User avatar #286 to #264 - Mosai
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hey! thats offensive! you can buy M rated games when your 17. not 18
#303 to #286 - AmaterasuNoOkami
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And yet once I tried to trade in some of my games for store credit (when I was 17) and the Gamestop guy wouldn't let me because my mom wasn't present. It was such ********!!!
#371 to #303 - anon id: 64c9243d
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According to a GS employee, the trade-in system works similarly to a pawn shop.

So yeah, I can see that. A minor isn't allowed to sell anything to a pawn shop without parents present to sign for it or something.

At least it's that way in my state.
#105 - longrodvonhugendon
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some parents complain that games make kids violent, so why the **** do they buy them games there not old enough to buy?
User avatar #124 to #105 - apzl
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they're*
User avatar #109 to #105 - Wakko
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Because this generation of parents are complete ******* morons.
User avatar #112 to #109 - Deathmetalwaffle
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*Because this generation of kids are complete ******* morons
User avatar #113 to #112 - Wakko
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Yes I agree that the kids are pretty stupid but you have to admit the parents are too for buying them these games then complaining about how violent they are.
User avatar #123 to #113 - combuf
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That's because some parents are lazy and don't give a damn. My mom didn't let me play M games until the rightful age, but she was getting lazier by not caring that my lil bro could play M games all he wanted. I didn't let him play a few games that i knew would **** his mind up...

But that's another thing, I think parents should play video games to know what the kids are dealing with nowadays. And I think videogames that let you choose paths of good and evil and can be used as a really good learning tool for younger kids, as well as co-operative games like Left 4 Dead. Goes on the line of realizing what is the difference of good and bad and realizing what you should do to help others.

I know it's "funnyjunk" not "rantingjunk" :P
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User avatar #114 to #113 - Deathmetalwaffle
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that too but i mean if the retarted things would be playing contra (forced because they thinks it's bad graphics) they would kill them nearly instant
User avatar #116 to #114 - Namezone
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i think all people (save a select few) are complete orons. absolutely no common sense.

(also i love how fj underlined Complete in Wakko's comment)
User avatar #111 to #105 - Marker
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Video games don't make kids violent. Lag does.
#147 to #111 - Axemen
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User avatar #241 to #147 - Marker
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Um... thank you. tbh, i didn't even make up that quote. I think i got it a while ago somewhere else on the internet, most likely FJ.
User avatar #467 to #111 - BowChickaBowWow
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Angry German Kid...
#115 - cmndrbacara
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User avatar #127 to #115 - swissdude
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You stole that from an anon below
http://funnyjunk.com/showcomment/15569997/#c60

**** YOU THUMBWHORE
User avatar #164 to #127 - Santamoo
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What's an anon going to do with thumbs?
I say if they're too lazy to make an account they deserve to get their **** stolen
User avatar #429 to #127 - SnooPINGAS
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if you're gonna piss about anons rights, go to 4chan. everyone is a faggot there.
#134 to #127 - cmndrbacara
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#137 to #134 - swissdude
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You Puddi bro
User avatar #128 to #127 - instalation
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sorry man. I know you want the best for everyone, but no one gives a ****. The picture is so old even hellen keller has seen it.
User avatar #129 to #128 - swissdude
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That joke is so old you use it in 2011 douche
User avatar #131 to #129 - instalation
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I believe it fits in well for this dispute. Its an old joke, so is the joke I talked about.
User avatar #5 - brosafterhos
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Some games don't deserve the M rating though.
#34 to #5 - CreativeCoding
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It's rather interesting how they rate the games.

First, the company writes down the exact part of what they think are the worst parts. They then send the ESRB a cracked disk where they can go to any level/scene. The ESRB have 3 people play these levels and then submit a review.

tl;dr they only see the worst in games. If MW2 and BFBC2 and Black Ops where rated on their multiplayer, they would be T.
User avatar #406 to #34 - barrelogafs
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Yeah, they're SUPPOSED to find the worst in the games, that's what the rating is for.
User avatar #6 to #5 - staviemagee [OP]
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I think the rating isn't because of the game content. but more of a who they don't want playing the game because they will ruin it.
User avatar #17 to #6 - KyleRZombie
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I didn't think that mattered anyway. Little kids still get "M" rated games anyway.
User avatar #7 to #6 - brosafterhos
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Lol
User avatar #247 - SteyrAUG
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I remember when halo 3 was coming out, I went to gamestop and there was this woman there getting it for her 8 year old kid. She was complaining about how he was insisting that it be there when he got home from school, so I suggested to her that she go home empty handed and make him wait a couple of days. She then told me there's no reason for her to do that because her kid gets goods grades.

On that day, I was 15, and I already knew how to be a better parent than half the population of my city.
#290 to #247 - AndrewArctic
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halo 3 isnt even that violent, they had a little bit of blood in the 3rd one but they took out all of the blood in the 3rd one.
#301 to #290 - AndrewArctic
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******* TYPO *2nd*
#302 to #301 - AndrewArctic
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they had a little bit of blood in the 2nd
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That made absolutely no sense. You say that it had a little bit of blood, and no blood at all. Contradictory?
User avatar #296 to #290 - SteyrAUG
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I was referring to the "mommy bought it for me" part of the pic not the "rated M for mature" part.
User avatar #291 to #247 - Petroleum
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Was she Asian? Because Asian parents will buy their kids anything as long as they have good grades.
User avatar #297 to #291 - SteyrAUG
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Nope she was a white woman being pushed around by an 8 year old kid.
User avatar #304 to #297 - Petroleum
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Wow....that's ridiculous.
#359 to #247 - iwantzcheeseburger
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#42 to #37 - kickflipskater
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Rated M for masturbation
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User avatar #44 to #41 - TheZealot
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Eeehh... I think that's about right.
#186 - SgtYoda
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rated M for "MOM!... MORE HOT POCKETS!"