HOW TO TROLL m REAL LIFE PRESENTED av l. :
Pick you favorite Techno song. Might I
suggest Technologic by Daft Punk
Edit the song so that the ending sounds exactly
the same or similar to the beginning
Now to burn the song onto a co.
Hha' your' waiting I suggest you
practice your' tr' outrace, your' gonna
need " for ‘later
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Now to convince friend to get in car
with you and drive around. Nous a good
time to use those boobs Tadeas. '
you' re not actuaaly gonna need to use
them but lust pretend.
Next get in you crappily drawn car and head over
to your' nearest friends house. make sure you
have the co with you. Now " aiso a good time to
find out how you' re going to get there without a
Now you have your' friend in the car. It' s
probabky a ggood time to casually suggest you
kisten to this new song you 1112. No matter the
answer lust stap " in anyway. If oney "
worked that way with women, Am I Right?“
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s minutes in
okay, so Its been about s minutes and
by now your' friend " probabky
wondering how much bonger this song
going to take. rest assured this
lust the beginning.
Time to drown out those cries of pure
hatred. it' s aiso time to Jock those
15 minutes in
You iook over to your' friend, by now his ears
should have started bleeding, and you can see
he has the iook of death in his eyes.
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45 minutes in
so you' managed to stick " out this far,
it' s not the time to quit yet. just turn the
music up and pay attention to the road
60 minutes in
At this point the smart man wouid let
his friend out and count his blessings.
But then again we internetz peepol aint
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