An old married couple went to bed one night. As soon as they hit the pillows, the old man passes gas and says, "Touchdown!
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "Its fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown! Tie score!"
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, " I' m ahead 14 to 7."
Motto be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown! Tie score!"
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal! I lead 1? to 14."
Now the pressure is on the old man.. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally
unacceptable, he gives it everything he' s got and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
The old man says, "Halftime! Switch sides!"