Santa Win :D. OMG thank you all . Cl Anonymous (ll/ / lows/ surly [Replyy] Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one ofyou. All ofyou are fat, r santa chan
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Santa Win :D

OMG thank you all

Cl Anonymous (ll/ / lows/ surly [Replyy]
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one ofyou. All ofyou are fat, retarded, lowlifes who spend every second of
looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any ofyou
any pussy? I mean, I guess it' s fun making fun of people because ofyour own insecurities, but you all take to a
whole new level. This is even worse than jerking pictures on facebook-
Don' t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I' m pretty much perfect- I was captain ofthe football team, and
starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I
also get straight A' s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all faggots
who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It' s me and my bitch
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Hey Kiddies,
My name is Santa, andl love every single one ofyou. All ofyou are nice, lovely, people full ofline who spend every second eitheir
day Iook_ ing alter their families- You are everything great in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any recognition?! mean, I
guess it' s fun making your families happy because of your own , but you all take to a whole new level. This is even
better than world peace.
Don' t be a stranger. Just mail the with your best letter. I' m pretty much ready. I was' in several childrens movies, and the face of coca
cola. What people do you care for, other than everyone ofyour family and friends? I also have a sack full of grits, and have a red hot reindeer (he just flew
me; **** was SO cash). You are all absolutely awesome people who should just love yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It' s me and my reindeer
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User avatar #88 - thecookiemonster (01/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
girl= plastic
guy= tool
User avatar #4 - jinglejangles (01/16/2010) [-]
Damn fake tan douche bags! Nobody likes you! Except bimbo go-go girl wannabes. God bless you Santa!
User avatar #34 - supersparta (01/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
His "bitch" doesn't even look real. Probably moar plastic than Rosie O' Donnel.
User avatar #126 - pastrynipples (01/17/2010) [-]
douche overload
User avatar #93 - SeekayFilms (01/17/2010) [+] (3 replies)
That girl is 'banging hot'?

I think the fumes from his hairspray are getting to him.
#165 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/17/2010) [-]
Santa! I want a insecure orange guy, and a barbie doll! Oh **** you're fast.
#111 - SuccessfulTroll (01/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Isn't that the douche from Jersey Shore?
#68 - jnicely (01/17/2010) [-]
wow...nothing says accomplishment like a spray tan, hair gel, and a gf whos so fake she looks inflatable...good job man...keep up the good work.
User avatar #33 - jigglepuff (01/17/2010) [-]
santa owned that douch
User avatar #52 - asspenis (01/17/2010) [-]
5 bucks says that that is the only facial expression that girl can make
User avatar #32 - Laurelles (01/17/2010) [-]
What a twat.
+11
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User avatar #224 - impactmoon (01/17/2010) [+] (18 replies)
A jock with straight A's, Proposterous
User avatar #170 - SketchDr (01/17/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I've never seen the show, so correct me if I'm wrong. Is that one of the guys from Jersey Shore?
User avatar #167 - JCKM (01/17/2010) [+] (3 replies)
DOUCHEBAG ALERT
bitch is ******* ugly
User avatar #168 to #167 - Recaffeinated (01/17/2010) [-]
I'd still do her.
#112 - gokubravo (01/17/2010) [-]
This story is SO cash.
User avatar #70 - brownhairedginger (01/17/2010) [-]
this dude is a dumbass. if he says he has that much of a life, than he would have never figured out about 4chan in the first place.
#206 - anonymous (01/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
they bitch looks like a clown with botched plastic surgery
User avatar #211 to #206 - djtrooper (01/17/2010) [-]
now r u talkin about the guy or the girl?
User avatar #118 - RaZrBlayde (01/17/2010) [-]
gotta love how he thinks he is perfect because he plays sports...
#1 - anonymous (01/16/2010) [+] (2 replies)
that dude looks like a douche
User avatar #2 to #1 - KISSsoldier (01/16/2010) [-]
i wonder why, could it be the spray-on tan like or his hair that looks like it has half a bottle of gel in it?
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