Playing Minecraft, innocently digging
a mine in my cabin. BAM! Sheep falls
on my head and dies! Good thing I
wasn' t wearing a helmet, it might have
been damaged. Climb up ladder to see
what the fuck is going on?
minecreaft Beta .1.. 2_
A stupid pig blocks your path! Instantly
slaughter him with my longsword!
After feasting on his instantly sliced
flesh, I proceed to the top.
What do I find?
FUCKING FARM ANIMALS EVERYWHERE!
Tearing up the place like they don' t even
care! How the hell did they get through
that door? Staring at me with those
freaky eyes and their stupid grins.
WHAT DO THEY KNOW?
I try to reason with them, offer them the
corpses of their fallen companions, do
they accept? Do they tell me how they
They just turn away, as if I wasn' t there. I' m
tempted to kill them, my cabin
with their flesh and blood. But I need them. If
farm animals can get in, what next?
Zombies? Skeletons? Creepers?!? They need
to show me their secrets. But they justjumi
around staring their stupid stares and
grinning their stupid grins. Hell I can' t even
tell what they' re looking at, their eyes are
pointed sideways for god sakes! Unable to
put up with it anymore I quit. What should I
do next? Should I slaughter them all and
hope it doesn' t happen again? Should I admit
defeat and run away? Should I ? What
should I do ?
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
WHAT DOES HE KNOW?