Why women are like job interviews.
A woman has a close male friend, This means that he is probably interested in
her, which is why he hangs around so much, She sees him strictly as a friend.
This always starts out with, yen' re a great guy, but I don' t like you in that way.
This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview the
company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are
looking for, but were net going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume
as the basis for comparison for all other applicants, But, we' re wing to hire
somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an . And if he
doesn' t work out, we' ll hire somebody else, but still not you, In fact, we will
never hire you, But we will call you from time to time to complain about the
person that we hired.