Why women are like job interviews.. Wow! Front page thanks guys. A woman has a close male friend, This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why
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Why women are like job interviews.

Wow! Front page thanks guys

A woman has a close male friend, This means that he is probably interested in
her, which is why he hangs around so much, She sees him strictly as a friend.
This always starts out with, yen' re a great guy, but I don' t like you in that way.
This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview the
company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are
looking for, but were net going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume
as the basis for comparison for all other applicants, But, we' re wing to hire
somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an . And if he
doesn' t work out, we' ll hire somebody else, but still not you, In fact, we will
never hire you, But we will call you from time to time to complain about the
person that we hired.
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Submitted: 01/25/2011
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User avatar #3 - taternutz (01/25/2011) [+] (2 replies)
*insert HA! pic here*
#154 - roxymaverick (01/26/2011) [+] (74 replies)
I always try and date the nice guys, i have a fetish for nerds and geeks and those "best friend" types, but i always get dumped....

apparently nice guys don't want to date nymphomaniacs
#46 - gozz (01/26/2011) [+] (4 replies)
#297 - TheCrowdedIsland (01/26/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Girls are like rocks

If they're flat, skip em'
#135 - FJgurltwo (01/26/2011) [+] (34 replies)
i used to have a guy friend who was always around me and we were so close. i told him how i felt about him one day and he told me we couldnt be together becuase we were really close and he didnt want to ruin the friendship. he stopped talking to me after that.
#111 - rkaler (01/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
and i found this ******* true.
User avatar #220 - umopapisdn (01/26/2011) [-]
Women are like hurricanes. When they come, they're wet and wild. When they leave, they take all your **** with 'em.
User avatar #184 - dtcrawl (01/26/2011) [-]
Man, if it wasn't for boobies, I would be gay
User avatar #45 - Apostasy (01/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
The friendzone = I really like you as a person, you're just not attractive enough for me to **** .
#234 - Sabor (01/26/2011) [+] (7 replies)
"Friends" with a Woman?

How does that work?
User avatar #273 to #270 - Sabor (01/26/2011) [-]
Because he ran out of women
User avatar #96 - mynamemax (01/26/2011) [+] (3 replies)
i have just discoverd how to get outof the friend zone..... first you ask them if they will go out withyou on a date..... after words ask her for sex....if she says no then go home email her this pic... then write the following text...... i loved you for years yet you shut down my every advaces...so i will now bang your hotter sister that has been hitting on me
#101 to #97 - CaptainObviousMan (01/26/2011) [-]
Or you can just rape her....
#289 - Mcchrolo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#66 - macsmack (01/26/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I recently asked out a girl who had put me in the friend zone. She hasn't spoken to me for a week.

GIF semi-related
#57 - mnemmick **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (8 replies)
#55 - sakufilth (01/26/2011) [+] (7 replies)
Am I the only person who strictly goes for guys who are in the friend zone?
#58 to #55 - thatsslightlyfunny (01/26/2011) [-]
smartest thing i think ive ever heard a woman say
#8 - Apairofpants (01/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Sounds about right.
Sounds about right.
User avatar #40 - gifulgi (01/26/2011) [+] (6 replies)
she puts you in the friend zone you put her in the rape zone!
#44 to #41 - gifulgi (01/26/2011) [-]
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