The BIRD is the word!. Me being an asshole.... Eric: How may I help you? Me: Hello, How are you? Eric: good Me: i Have a question regarding a passage in the bib Bird is the word Not God
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The BIRD is the word!

Me being an asshole...

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Eric: How may I help you?
Me: Hello, How are you?
Eric: good
Me: i Have a question regarding a passage in the bible
Me: Genesis 1: 1
Me: can you quote this?
Eric: no
Eric: but I can look it up
Me: Why not?
Eric: why do I need to?
Me: anyway it is "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God"
Me: can you tell me what this means?
Me: F? Please?
Me: Are you there?
Eric: i am not sure what you would like me to explain
Eric: do you believe in the Bible?
Me: I am beginning to believe, but i am troubled and confused by this passage-
Eric: what is confusing?
Me: Well i' m pretty sure that the last time i checked, The Bird is in actual fact "the word",
Eric: oh yeah?
Me: Are you there Eric?
Eric: ijust responded
Me: know that song 'Surfin Bird?
Eric: no
Me: Every bodys heard that the bird is the wow
Eric: nope
Me: Bird, Bird Bird Bird, The Bird is the word!
Eric: do you have any other questions?
Me: Yes, Just one.
Me: Have you heard?
Me: Eric, Have you heard?
Eric: heard?
Me: BIRD RRD, THE BIRD IS THE BIRD BIRD BIRD RRD, THE BIRD IS
THE
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#1 - VisibleNinja (01/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
and then I thumbed
#4 - jdboi (01/25/2011) [-]
You sir deserve this
User avatar #3 - chainsawwielder (01/25/2011) [-]
Not an asshole mate...a ****** ` SAINT TROLL OF HELL!
Cheers and keep ******* with those suckers !!!
User avatar #6 - Shenanigins (01/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Genesis 1:1 isn't that, that is John 1:1
#5 - anonymous (01/26/2011) [-]
that was a pretty ****** attempt at trolling :/
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