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Raptor Jesus

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Submitted: 01/15/2010
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User avatar #17 - HeinrichHimmler (02/10/2010) [-]
I read that in raptor's voice.
#16 - Richgar (01/26/2010) [-]
Raptor Jesus... the only being with a roar louder than Chuck Norris.
User avatar #19 to #16 - Bacula (02/15/2010) [-]
Damn right!


RAWR!
#15 - a dinosaur (01/21/2010) [-]
So wheres the fossils?
User avatar #18 to #15 - nightmarepikachu (02/14/2010) [-]
they ascended to heaven after 3 days
#9 - anonymous (01/16/2010) [-]
why didnt he simply eat the roman guards?
#11 to #9 - anonymous (01/16/2010) [-]
because he turned the other cheek to show them how evil they truly were.
and it also says that he did it so their sins would be forgiven but hey its a book.

i think its because they had swords and swords hurt! D:
#7 - anonymous (01/16/2010) [-]
i think it does say that jesus was a man though
#13 to #7 - anonymous (01/16/2010) [-]
He was Man Jesus Raptor, Man Bear Pigs cousin.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Bacula (01/16/2010) [-]
You know my cousin?
#8 to #7 - anonymous (01/16/2010) [-]
it says that but it doesnt say he wasn't a raptor
User avatar #6 - Hentaifan (01/16/2010) [-]
I would like Jesus better if he was a raptor lol.
#4 - anonymous (01/15/2010) [-]
Yes it does.
User avatar #5 to #4 - Bacula (01/15/2010) [-]
Pic?
#2 - anonymous (01/15/2010) [-]
dude what the hell is wrong with you
User avatar #12 to #2 - OMGNIGGERZ (01/16/2010) [-]
a good one to
#10 to #2 - ryan at midnight (01/16/2010) [-]
he has a sense of humor
User avatar #3 to #2 - Bacula (01/15/2010) [-]
What?
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