Freshman Jon F. hooked up with Junior
soccer captain Meghan
On this very spot in the quad on 12/ 10/ 2009 at 2: .
Meghan, having just seen her oi two years kiss
another girl, really wanted to get back at him. -
Craig R. evaded campus police by
hiding behind this bush and quietly puking.
For the past 25 years, this one bush in partiular has
served the campus community more than any other.
Folklore behind its mysterious ability continues to
laminate newcomers and alumni alike. some Believe It
was placed there by an enchanted groundskeeper.
Others believe It' s lust a really large bush that hides
who received a B without ever going to class.
Though Pete' s achievements should be
admired, it should be noted that he
failed every other class
This dorm housed Garrett B.
who slept tor a lull 23 hours straight once. Upon who
woken up by his roommate, Garrett proclaimed, "Why
didn' t you let me sleep a lull " hour our That would
have Been awesome."
Smithers Library honors Gary H.
tor clogging the second lino! toilet M times this year.
The previous record was last year with 28 clogs.
Also held By Gary H.
who received his undergraduate degree after 6 1/ 2 years.
This plaque donated to State university try
the proud parents or Peter. Thank you tor not switching
your major a an time.
Flanders Dining Hall
commemorates Shawn P.
who successfully ate A Belgian waffles and 7 bowls at
sol? -serve with Cap " Crunch sprinkled on lop.
Before being escorted to the in granary, the new legendary
Shawn P grabbed a plateful at lune casserole
For the walk over