I knew it!. . Oh my, you sparkle! Wait... If your blood doesn' t circulate does it mean you can' t have a boner?. She's thinking.. ' that limp vampire dick, I need some hot, throbbing werewolf dick!'
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User avatar #2 - SenorFalcor (01/15/2010) [+] (4 replies)
She's thinking.. ' **** that limp vampire dick, I need some hot, throbbing werewolf dick!'
#14 - fefe (01/15/2010) [+] (16 replies)
I'm so sick of people making fun of twilight without anyone actually knowing anything about it.

A) He does have a form of blood
B) He sparkles because his skin is hard like diamonds
C) With his crazy vamp speed I'd imagine him pretty good in bed

... no I'm not obsessed i just read the books they're good but obsessed people have taken it too far
User avatar #25 to #20 - WarPigs (01/15/2010) [-]
Jacob you dog :)
i knew Bella wouldn't stay faithful to a fairy princess
#8 - fefe (01/15/2010) [+] (3 replies)
haha fuking twilight fagget
#12 to #8 - MelancholyMuffin (01/15/2010) [-]
it's actually spelled faggot. get it right faggot.
User avatar #1 - krazyriti (01/15/2010) [+] (1 reply)
he's supposed to be marble-like, so blood or no blood, his dinger will be boned, upways or downways.... FTW????
User avatar #9 to #1 - shlacka (01/15/2010) [-]
I assume you mean it would be so hard it couldn't move. That would mean he couldn't move at all. But he can. So, he must just have a really hard, limp penis.
#52 - Wookee (01/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Bella: Don't worry, i have one
#55 - PsychopathicShadow (01/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Oh dear..My captcha was David. Let me tell you a story. I once had a best friend named David who I protected from bullies..He was my only friend because he was a nerd, but I didn't care. I liked him. But then this other kid brought this "being cool" fashion into my school..David wasn't cool, and this kid was trying to make him cool. "Cool" back then meant you were shallow, and mean to people you believe are inferior to you. So David was taught to be "cool". But after seeing his behavior, I betrayed him to make him see his mistakes, to escape from this new trend. I had no choice..I ******* hate him so much for what he did to my best friend..I will not die until I can have a taste of his heart..I ******* HATE HIM SO MUCH!! I'LL KILL HIM!!!!!!
#48 - BitchUWannaHate **User deleted account** (01/16/2010) [-]
from what i know about zombies, if blood doesnt circulate, doesnt it rot and become all nasty and brown and green and **** ? wouldnt it be the same with whatshisface?
#41 - fefe (01/16/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I work with a guy. He likes the Twilight saga. Every once in a while, we sprinkle glitter on him. He's cool with that. He's even cool that we nicknamed him Twilight.
#28 - fefe (01/15/2010) [-]
arent you forgetting that you need a dick to get a boner?
#24 - fefe (01/15/2010) [-]
I something like this on MLIA
#13 - fefe (01/15/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Unfunny post is not funny.
#10 - ILovesOrangeSoda (01/15/2010) [+] (1 reply)
am i the only one who finds her weirdly hot?...
#11 to #10 - fefe (01/15/2010) [-]
#7 - fefe (01/15/2010) [-]
aw lol his face is priceless!
#6 - fefe (01/15/2010) [+] (2 replies)
YES! finally! someone else thought of this!
User avatar #39 - PedoHunter (01/16/2010) [-]
wat a shame

enjoy enternity life without getting a boner
or maybe b even a dick :P
User avatar #38 - ElectricShaman (01/15/2010) [-]
...Is she suppose to be sexy, or rabbit teeth?
User avatar #35 - TheBat (01/15/2010) [-]
he sparkles because he's gay.
#40 - StonerChick (01/16/2010) [-]
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