My sister's party. thanks for front page errybody. The following is a true story My little sister is kinda like the slutty whore girl of grade s at her school.  the game
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My sister's party

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The following is a true
story
My little sister is kinda like the slutty
whore girl of grade s at her school.
which obviously means that she
hangs out with all the douchebags of
the tth grade.
Exactly how
she acts
The kind of kids she
chills with
One night my Iil sister was having a
party. Obviously my parents didn' t
want any ofthe little douches to get
drunk, so they told me just to check in
on the party every now and then and
anything that they shouldn' t
have. They also said that i could keep
everything that i . I was
also told NOT to 'righjt or heat up any of
the kids, even ifthey got pissed and
challenged me. I didn' t think that this
would he a problem because I' m a
pretty big guy " and .)
so anyways, most ofthe kids are
behaving themselves pretty well, until
about an hour in. This one little faggot
with beiber hair pulls out a full bottle of
smirnoff directly in from of me.
obviously i' m just like "give me the
******* bottle" and he' s like
so i reach for it and he slaps my hand
away. I' m getting pissed but i
remember that i' m not supposed to
touch an ofthem. But ten he says
Now that was just plain dumb. I punch
him in the stomach (not too hard,
though) and grab the bottle from his
hand while he' s hunched over, holding
his gut. As i' m walking away, i hear him
shout "raght me faggota". So uturn
around and i see him ******* running at
me. I was expecting him to pussy out so
i just stand my ground and wait for him
to slow down. He doesn' t though. [kids
got balls) so i punch him again, in the
face though and knock him out.
Now i was feeling really guilty after
this, but apparently the kid was a
HUGE ******* douche, everybody hated
him, and he wasn' t even invited to the
******* party. And so all the other kids
were like
Loljk i got in **** with my parents, the
kid' s parents, and everyone is now afraid
to hang out with my sister.
Love BEAR
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User avatar #31 - devinme (01/23/2011) [+] (17 replies)
Lol I'm 6'6 and 240 lbs. we should hang out....lol jk
#34 to #31 - KillerKlownKKK (01/23/2011) [-]
It's a TRAP!!
#37 - silentkiler (01/23/2011) [+] (13 replies)
dont mess with wrong people
dont mess with wrong people
User avatar #20 - Roeley (01/23/2011) [-]
think like this : now your sis can hangout with normal people
User avatar #12 - SteveHomoki (01/23/2011) [+] (2 replies)
That kid's parents gave you crap for what you did?
Wow. Just wow. If my kids were that young, brought alcohol, begin an unnecessary fight and lose, I'd congratulate you for being a good model citizen and punish my son. What the **** happened to logic these days?
#47 - malithmp (01/23/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Tell me more about this sister of yours
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#214 - zevvay (01/23/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#100 - BootyPirate (01/23/2011) [-]
Anybody else notice this? Lol
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#280 - ibeatmykids (01/23/2011) [+] (2 replies)
FIGHT ME FAGGOT
FIGHT ME FAGGOT
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#588 - FllippinIDIOT (01/24/2011) [-]
<--- when the kid pulled the bottle
User avatar #23 - andyzell (01/23/2011) [+] (1 reply)
i would have done the same thing probably not knocked him out tho just chuck him out the front door
User avatar #1 - Ljdawg (01/23/2011) [+] (7 replies)
please tell me this is true
User avatar #9 to #5 - lovebear (01/23/2011) [-]
thats miley cyrus
#62 - SmellyPinkVeJayJay (01/23/2011) [-]
Maybe if I lie, the internet will love me
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