How Freshmen Think

excuse me sir, but there seems to be a penis above your head.

"I'm just skiing"

My freshman aren't even that cool.

the only freshman i like is my girlfriend the rest are usually dicks, then theres the 8th graders and that one 7th grader who got lucky and had sex once with a fat chick with the clap and thinks hes the best around.

You're not cool til you have an STD.

Nothing is cooler than calling yourself cool.

Fat chicks are like mopeds, fun to ride until your friends find out...

haha yeah funny thing is that the 7th grade kid around here whos like that brags about it on a daily basis. even funnier is he only got to do it because she was passed out and drunk at a party. and before i moved that schools 7th grader got a 5th grader pregnant because he thought "you couldnt get pregnant before 16"

...I don't even know how to react to that level of retard.

facepalm and then laugh at their failure

Duckstein, you say?

Pilsner Urquell is much better!

haha, funny one, gotta tell that to your mom next time i'm climbing off of her.

fuckin 'your mom' jokes

that is so a 9 year old joke

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!!!

I thought it was no fap November?

It's Movember dammit! What is this No-shave November you speak of?

It's [K]ool aid. Spelling it with a C ruins the point if it being "Kool"

me too

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He never said it was O.o
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But he also didn't give credit to collegehumor so.....Want a cookie for participation?

Yeah. I effing love cookies.

OH! See, now that picture makes like, 1000 times more sense. XD Thanks, bro.

Its in the corner. Herp

We tried that: All the terrible comics and thumb whores on the front page