Look at that one! What kind of
fhic is that, dad?"
I haven' t the faintest! I' spent
my whole life entirely consumed
with pop culture... Anything
relevant I might have learned
about the natural world has long
been displaced with a list of
bands, movies, and video games
I have mindlessly consumed."
Look! He' s all puffy! I' m going to
call him Blushy."
You know what would be cooler?
Why don' t you call him... Halo 3?"