Answering machine at the Mental Hospital
Hello. and ' to the mental health
If you are asalt" : Braise: , press '
If you are , please ask someone
to press for you.
If you have personalities, press 3,
If you are paranoid, we * " - you are
and ‘what you "Brant. Stay on the line so we
trance your en.
If you are delusional, press 'T and your en
If you are shine, listen : hagar
and a nu will tell you which
nu: I: n. ber to press.
run number you press, no one
If you are dyslexia. press
If you have a . disorder, please
width. the pound key until a
representative on the line.
If you have a: |: n. nosia, press " and state your
name. address. telephone nu: I: naer, date of
birth, : Security nuna. ber and your
s maiden nante.
If you have ,ptt" staat; ; St stress disorder,
and press " (II.
If you have disorder, please leave a
message after the beep. or before the beep. or
after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have . memory loss, press
If you have : memory loss. press
If you have : manor loss, press
II you have memory loss, press
If you have , please hang up.
All operators are too busy to talk to you.