EPIC OLD MAN. I want to know this man. If in fact he does exsit.. Okay, back story. Iwork at a cafe, and Wave that cafe there are apartments. Most ofthem belong epic old man funny sword cane
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EPIC OLD MAN. I want to know this man. If in fact he does exsit.. Okay, back story. Iwork at a cafe, and Wave that cafe there are apartments. Most ofthem belong

I want to know this man. If in fact he does exsit.

Okay, back story. Iwork at a cafe, and Wave that cafe there are apartments. Most ofthem belong to drug dealers and those who buy from them. Then, there' s Denny.
Denny is about 65 now, I believe. He' s old, walks barefoot with a cane, wears a straw hat everywhere, and looks like Alan Moore, and usually refers to me as "Peach". He' s traveled the entire world,
twice, and still does. Usually he hitchhikes. He always tells me stories of adventures in exchange for a coffee and a brownie.
So, it' s winter, and it' s been a pretty lazy day. Denny' s sipping at his coffee, I' m an my laptop, when this dude with a horribly fake tan bursts in and demands a coffee. So, I work fast because I can
see the dude' s in a hurry, when I burn my hand pretty bad spilling same coffee an it. I can hearth's dude give out a laud "LIGHT So, I cool my hand up and give him his coffee, he snatches it from my
hand and says the service here sucks. Jerkwad meant even pay me, and suddenly Denny' s blocking his way out the door.
Denny: Ewes me sir, but Wu haven' t payed Peach there for haroark.
Jerkwad: Please. Tell "Peach" it' s not my fault she' s clumsy as hell.
Denny: Youve misunderstand me, sir. Peach overthere works a lat murderthon Wu, and Wu look like Wu cauld spare a dallay.
Jerkwad: Lark, just stop blocking the door and I' ll be an my way.
Denny holds up the cane, and pulls up the an the top of it. HE HAS A MC) SWORD IN HIS GCSE) AMN CANE. And Wu know what he says?
I' killed better men than Wu. Pay Peach her goddamn dues."
Jerkwad freaks out, runs back to the counter and shaves a fifty an it. Murmurs something like Weep the change" and runs out the door. Denny casually sheaths his cane sword and sit back dawn.
And asks for a refill.
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User avatar #23 - brownhairedginger (01/13/2010) [+] (8 replies)
They should make a video game with Denny as the main character. He travels the world killing every dickhead he sees. His eternal quest is to rescue peach from the boss dickhead. If he ever loses life, all he needs to do is drink a cup of coffee. Once he defeats the boss dickhead, he tells Peach his story of his EPIC adventure.

Now don't tell me that wouldn't be just epic.
User avatar #27 - GrammarOne (01/13/2010) [+] (4 replies)
This man... Is my hero, he is the embodiment of "You don't mess with old people."

Sincerely, Greatly inspired Grammar One.
#30 - mikehawk (01/13/2010) [-]
lol u gotta love old people
User avatar #24 - bobbyfillerfour (01/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Denny just rob a man and got a refill for it.
He's my hero
User avatar #86 - TheAndroid (01/14/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Chuck Norris' uncle...
User avatar #41 - sparkieemae (01/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
This is what everyone should aspire to be when they are old.
#96 - anonymous (01/14/2010) [+] (3 replies)
le repost
User avatar #99 to #98 - ThatCoolGuy (01/14/2010) [-]
le win
#15 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (01/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i was going to read it but then i realized i already read it before
i still love it though :)
#10 - Mseven (01/13/2010) [-]
repost.. no its quite funny just wanted to annoy #6
User avatar #46 - blakebutters (01/13/2010) [-]
i wish he was my grandpa
User avatar #22 - Bloomer (01/13/2010) [-]
elderly win
#84 - anonymous (01/14/2010) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #85 to #84 - sixgauge (01/14/2010) [-]
that was random and retarded, plz keep that ******** out of funnyjunk, we dont want to date some random hairy fatguy from his basement that has no life, and im sure im not alone here...
#36 - Kingsly (01/13/2010) [-]
Why I picked the cane I did (slide of knife blade on the end)
User avatar #100 - ThatCoolGuy (01/14/2010) [-]
I can say he's been on China.
User avatar #78 - Bloody Yeti (01/14/2010) [-]
i think grandpa learned a thing or two from the people upstairs...
#83 - DoesSheHaveBrains **User deleted account** (01/14/2010) [-]
was it hans moleman?
#29 - anonymous (01/13/2010) [+] (13 replies)
That guy is Chuck Norris' father.
User avatar #39 to #33 - dylanisman (01/13/2010) [-]
no **** his dads younger than him i mean think about it .
#119 - Rebellious (01/16/2010) [-]
He's my Hero :D
#75 - anonymous (01/14/2010) [-]
HOLY **** HOW DID MY ************* GRANDPA GET ON HERE!!!!?!!!!
#5 - anonymous (01/13/2010) [-]
never mess with an old guy - if you piss them off they will kill you
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