For my funeral, I want Spider Bro to be the head-speaker at it, speaking in Pig-Latin. I also want the entire room to be black and dark, with Glow-In-the-Dark stars/planets taped all around the room, while people Hum "Trololo" whilst holding glowy sticks.

If anything within my demands does not occur, I will grow a 13-inch-dick and shred Jesus's man-hole while I shall be in heaven.