How wude. . A joke for you: This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next t
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How wude

A joke for you:
This is something to think about
when negative people are doing
their best to rain on your parade.
So remember this story the next
time someone who knows nothing
and cares less tries to make your
life miserable.
A woman was at her hairdresser' s
getting her hair styled for a trip to
Rome with her husband.. She
mentioned the trip to the
hairdresser, who responded:
Rome ? Why would anyone want
to go there? It' s crowded and dirty..
You' re crazy to go to Rome . So,
how are you getting there?"
We' re taking Continental," was
the reply. "We got a great rate!"
Continental?" exclaimed the
hairdresser. " That' s a terrible
airline. Their planes are old, their
flight attendants are ugly, and
they' re always late. So, where are
you staying in Rome ?"
We' ll be at this exclusive little
place over on Rome' simber River
called Teste."
Don' t go any further. I know that
place. Everybody thinks its gonna
be something special and exclusive,
but it' s really a dump."
We' re going to go to see the
Vatican and maybe get to see the
Pope."
That' s rich," laughed the
hairdresser. You and a million other
people trying to see him. He' ll look
the size of an ant.
Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of
yours. You' re going to need it."
A month later, the woman again
came in for a hairdo. The
hairdresser asked her about her trip
to Rome.
It was wonderful," explained the
woman, "not only were we on time
in one of Continental' s brand new
planes, but it was overbooked, and
they bumped us up to first class.
The food and wine were wonderful,
and I had a handsome
steward who waited on me hand
and foot.
And the hotel was great! They' d
just finished a million
remodeling job, and now it' s a
jewel, the finest hotel in the city.
They, too, were overbooked, so
they apologized and gave us their
owner' s suite at no extra charge!"
Well," muttered the hairdresser,
that' s all well and good, but I know
you didn' t get to see the Pope."
Actually, we were quite lucky,
because as we toured the Vatican, a
Swiss Guard tapped me on the
shoulder, and explained that the
Pope likes to meet some of the
visitors, and if I' d be so kind as to
step into his private room and wait,
the Pope would personally greet
Sure enough, five minutes later,
the Pope walked through the door
and shook my hand! I knelt down
and he spoke a few words to me."
Oh, really! What' d he say ?"
He said:
Who the **** screwed up your hair?
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User avatar #1 - PHATTMATT (01/16/2011) [-]
awesome
#3 - daTERMINATOR (01/16/2011) [-]
TL;DR
#2 - FreshKiddJay (01/16/2011) [-]
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