Messed Up Family Tree. Enjoy! All credit goes to Ray Stevens, as this is his song, "I am my own grandpa". Massed up Family Tree Many many year
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Messed Up Family Tree

Enjoy! All credit goes to Ray Stevens, as this is his song, "I am my own grandpa"

Massed up Family Tree
Many many years age
when I was twenty three,
I get married m a widow
whe was pretty as eould be.
This wedew had a greencup daughter
whe had hair of red.
My father fell in Ieye with her,
and seen the tyre were wed.
This made my dad my
And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mather,
Fer she was my father' s wife.
Te complicate the matters verse,
Aime ugh it ht me ,
I seen became the father
Ch a bouncing baby bay.
My little baby then became
A m dad.
And m became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.
Fer if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him mather
Te the wedew 's grew noup daughter
Wha, of course, was my stepbrother.
Father' s wife then had a sen,
Whe kept them en the run.
And he became my grandmom,
Fer he was my daughter' s sen.
My wife is new my mother' s mather
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She is my grandma tee.
if my wife is my grand mather,
Then I am her grandchild.
And everytime Ithink of it,
it simply drives me wild.
Fer new I have became
The strangest case mu ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
lam my ewn grandpa.
Vac?
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Submitted: 01/14/2011
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#99 - NIMDAEHTMAI (01/15/2011) [+] (3 replies)
we have something in common
#67 - adamsvette (01/15/2011) [-]
that sounds familiar...
#137 - GlobeOfCorn (01/15/2011) [-]
You're your own grandpa huh? Yea, That happens a lot.
#20 - cheesymon (01/15/2011) [+] (1 reply)
easier to just go back in time and sleep with your grandma
#148 - Dennycrumbubble (01/15/2011) [-]
oh yeah i know what its like to get nasty in the pasty
#92 - XaviaLue (01/15/2011) [-]
oh! a lesson in not changing history from mr. im my own grandpa!
oh! a lesson in not changing history from mr. im my own grandpa!
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#47 - xXPzPXx (01/15/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Well, don't be happy about it...I was the first
#138 - Nekatroz (01/15/2011) [-]
There is only one explanation
There is only one explanation
#117 - epicpeanut (01/15/2011) [+] (6 replies)
so that means, that... you know what fuck it
so that means, that... you know what fuck it
#128 - undeadknight (01/15/2011) [-]
You see your dad there?
He SHOULDNT have fucking married her
+6
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#11 - bahumbug (01/15/2011) [-]
my head hurts way too fucking much
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