America and Europe. We're not very personable.... Hey! Viking guys! Get me a cola! Go get it yourself, America., We only follow orders from our leader. Me, King america usa euro
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America and Europe

America and Europe. We're not very personable.... Hey! Viking guys! Get me a cola! Go get it yourself, America., We only follow orders from our leader. Me, King

We're not very personable...

Hey! Viking guys! Get me a cola!
Go get it yourself, America., We
only follow orders from our leader.
Me, King Europe.
You? What makes you so great?
Well, if you must ask; I' m an intellectual who speaks more than 20
languages, my food it excellent, my art is deep. l' m a great lover
who is sexy without being wiper, I rule my kingdom with peace.
and 1 ride a mean scooter.
And what about you? What do you
have that entities you to does my
people around?
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#159 - leersay **User deleted account** (01/12/2010) [+] (4 replies)
hey im british and ive been to america 9 times because i realy enjoyed it and ive never seen an american waving guns around and **** like that, most americans realy liked me because of my accent XD
#76 - anonymous (01/12/2010) [+] (3 replies)
In the explanation about how intellectual he is, he said," My food it excellent" instead of ," My food is excellent."

And yes, I'm a Grammar Nazi, Its my job :)
User avatar #78 to #76 - Wasp (01/12/2010) [-]
If you're a real Grammar Nazi, you would have spelled 'it's' correctly.
#235 - numbierwun **User deleted account** (01/12/2010) [-]
No, this is how it should have gone.
Europe: "What gives you the right to boss me around."
America: "Let me introduce you to one of my citizens...Chuck Norris."
Europe: "How is your cola, sir?"
#13 - brucedamoose **User deleted account** (01/11/2010) [-]
I luv these country people things!!!
#208 - anonymous (01/12/2010) [+] (13 replies)
look all of u can Canadians know America is more powerful then you but you just cant hide it. id like to see you guys in Iraq fighting ******* that just wont give up. you ******* Canadians dont do **** . just think of it like this we ould take on your country anytime meanwhile you know how iraq said "we will launch ONE missile at you" USA's responds "1,000 missiles standing by" look you Canada ******* were more powerflu so ******* deal with it ( i sooooooo hope we drop a nuclear bomb like the one on japan on those Canadian and British ***** ) look my point is WE ARE BETTER THEN YOU
User avatar #217 to #208 - satanisthesavior (01/12/2010) [-]
What? Dude, stop trying to sound badass. You're making me, and every other American, look bad. And by bad I mean retarded. Geez, America REALLY needs to start pre-screening people before they can have kids, then less people like you would exist.
#117 - anonymous (01/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Brittain owns Israel AND the U.S.A. People only think they are separate. They are ran by the same ***** .

The E. U. can go **** itsself.
#118 to #117 - soviergn (01/12/2010) [-]
nice, how long have you been brainwashed?
#8 - anonymous (01/11/2010) [+] (1 reply)
How the ******* **** did he suddenly grow arms in the third to last panel?!
User avatar #15 to #8 - Dionysus (01/11/2010) [-]
new form of Viagra????
#128 - anonymous (01/12/2010) [+] (8 replies)
I'm European and i've never seen a gun in my life. You Americans are so crass and violent
User avatar #135 to #130 - shlacka (01/12/2010) [-]
go **** ur self ur probably a retard i hate retards so much
User avatar #233 - hehehelol (01/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
who else read king europe in a french accent?
#200 - anonymous (01/12/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Not all Americans are like that.
My dad is a computer engineer, my mom got straight A's all through school and had the option of attending a very prestigious college, but went to Brown instead. My grandpa on my mother's side helped design the first spaceship to land on the moon.
Both of my older sisters attended collage, and one is in graduate school. In fact, every member of my family who is old enough to has graduated collage.
The drive to the nearest city (Providence, Rhode Island) takes 45 minutes, and not one person in my family even owns a gun.

I'm not bragging or anything, I just want people to know that Americans aren't all stupid people who wave guns around.
User avatar #204 to #200 - Aiwatcher (01/12/2010) [-]
Nooo silly. The point is is that America is a relatively new country with little to call their own. Not religion or art or anything that hasn't been heavily influenced by other countries. But we HAPPEN to be at the top of the world because our army is so damn big and effective.
#150 - Intelligenceiscool (01/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Do we have to have this argument again? We've already been through this: not all Americans are morons. Although knowing high schoolers, I must concur that a good many of them are.
#89 - anonymous (01/12/2010) [+] (11 replies)
Theres two things in this picture that will never change: America with a burger and a coke, a mcdonalds order, and they think there all high and mighty when there not. Pussys
#116 to #111 - soviergn (01/12/2010) [-]
wait so by your logic we lost the war with japan to right? we had ships in their waters so it qualifies as an invasion however we didnt gain any after that, BUT when we dropped two ******* bombs on them they surrendered. by your logic they won. try again, though you are right about us losing that war i just dont like your logic
User avatar #40 - Kajekillz (01/12/2010) [-]
The american should have hit himself in the arm. To much friendly fire
#35 - TacoNacco (01/12/2010) [-]
I love the animatons on this.
#27 - lolliepop **User deleted account** (01/12/2010) [+] (8 replies)
typical Americans, they solve their problems with violence.
#256 - anonymous (01/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**** yeah america land of the free
kickin ass and takin blowjobs since 1774
#260 to #256 - brucedamoose **User deleted account** (01/18/2010) [-]
User avatar #119 - squeaky (01/12/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I POSTED THIS FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just ask me if you can post my stuff, and i will decide. but you didnt, so mya.
#122 to #119 - pvtFlapJack **User deleted account** (01/12/2010) [-]
Did you made this comic, no? Ya, someone else did so you don't have the rights of this content. This is funnyjunk, this site was made for people to see funnyjunk, people like you just care about your ranking on this site.
#113 - KINGANONYMOUS **User deleted account** (01/12/2010) [-]
User avatar #26 - poundcake (01/12/2010) [-]
so true we cant get enough blowjobs
User avatar #1 - GrimWish (01/11/2010) [-]
Lmao great dude this is hilarious
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