Why Girls Are Better. I'm a guy just saiyan. we got: off the Titanic first. we don' t: have to fart: or talk about shit; to amuse ourselves. - wanna hear a poop
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Why Girls Are Better

I'm a guy just saiyan

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we got: off the Titanic first.
we don' t: have to fart: or talk about shit; to amuse
ourselves. -
wanna hear
a poop
joke?
Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies.
you get; the point:)
If we' re dumb, some people will find it: oute.
Ill, she' s slaw
what?
we have way more hair, clothes, and shoe option
SEE of mena
Hen die earlier, so we gee to cash in on their life
insurance.
We oan hold our friend without wondering if HE‘ RE gay.
you get your
juicy ass
over here
Croth!)
and best of all...
we can do this
jiggle*
...
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Submitted: 01/13/2011
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#50 - DukeOfMania **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (11 replies)
#71 - LoudJ (01/14/2011) [-]
Women live longer because they are not married to other women.
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#680 - Nagrommas (01/14/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Haha. Atleast they cant vote
User avatar #227 - Happytreefriend (01/14/2011) [+] (1 reply)
1. Men care.
2. We dont care most the time.
3. No one cares.
4. Women only take advantige of the nice guy
5. I find smartness cuter then dumbassness..
6. Duh.. cause your a women and you care like that, also men have the same amount of hair options, depends on if you wnat it or not.
7. Ehh it is proven that women on average live about 7 years longer, ill give you that one.
8. Most men like watching lesbian porn.. yup.
9. You can be a total bitch because youd rather bitch and blame it on something then actually take the time to try and be nice and not bitch.
10. I can do that too.. im fat and got moobs
#774 - DrBobsPatient (01/14/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#528 - LeanPocket (01/14/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Let me punch a few holes in this theory.

1. We as badass men of honor let you off the boat first because dying with your bros drunk off your ass is just a better alternative.
2. You MUST talk to amuse yourselves,we can be quiet for extended periods of time and still be happy.
3. If you forget to shave,someone will know...always,and we generally don't care if we forget. Hell it's planned.
4. 75% of women don't get free things.
5. Those people that think being dumb is cute,are possible date rapists.
6. Hair,shoes and clothing? Thats what your bragging about???
7. We die earlier to get away from you,keep your money,we're hanging out with the spaghetti monster.
8/9. Lol seriously? And we don't need to hold our friends. We party.
User avatar #709 - Kajekillz (01/14/2011) [-]
1 We were brave enough to stay on the titanic and let the women get away
2 We don't talk shit behind each others backs, we just say it upfront then punch each other
3 We can grow epic beards while woman with beards get put in freak shows
4 Who has a good job to pay for that stuff, the man, so when we leave you we'll be fine while you have finacial problems
5 Its only cute when your 7, other wise we laugh and say dumb bitch
6 We don't care we'll wear the same shirt for 2 weeks
7 Married mens life expectancy increases while married women life expectancy decreases
8 We don't want to hold our friends because men smell, have hair everywhere and are not cute
9 We just tell you to STFU and go out for a beer
10 We can grap yours and do that :D
#148 - darthmaulman (01/14/2011) [-]
we can do that too
we can do that too
User avatar #213 - funnyjunkscreator (01/14/2011) [+] (2 replies)
my grandpa is 91 years old, grandma died at 69.
If i fuck 10 girls in one week i'm a pimp, if you fuck 10 guys in a week your a whore.
I can piss anywhere i want, standing up.
You can fake a orgasm, i can fake a relationship.
I have the ability to be stronger and faster than you.
You have a menstrual cycle, we don't.
You also give birth.
There is a bigger job range for a man, than a woman.
#25 - NinjaKnight ONLINE (01/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#670 - MrOblivious ONLINE (01/14/2011) [+] (3 replies)
- Men stayed on the Titanic cause we got courage, we gave the boats to the cowards. We die like Hero's.
- How is not saying a poop joke beneficial?
- If we forget to shave, no one gives a shit, we're men. In fact, we sometimes use our body hair for style (Moustache, beard etc)
- We pay for your meals because we're the lion bringing back the prey. You depend on us, because we are stronger.
- Judging by a few things, you women go after dumb men (Douchebags)
- We hate shopping, less options, the better.
- We die earlier, awesome, marriage sucks
- I put my arm round my buddys shoulder, no probs
- We're assholes 24/7
- We grab your tits and cumming buckets feels epic .. Problem ladies?
#629 - crackaddict (01/14/2011) [-]
now just hold on a sec about that last one
#342 - Daking (01/14/2011) [+] (2 replies)
1) You got of the titanic first because we let you. (and who would want to be stuck on a small boat filled with nagging bitches?)  
2) we talk about shit because its fucking funny.  
3) Yeh we notice when you dont shave. THAT SHITS NASTY  
4) We pay for your dinners, movies etc because you guys never have a job to pay for it yourself. (and come on, we gotta get laid some how.)  
5) When you act dumb its just dumb and funny to watch you guys because who is really that dumb?  
6) Meh about the whole more clothes option.  
7) Die early and yet again supplying for a women that cant earn money herself.  
8) Dont really want to hold hands with our mates.  
9) You guys are bitches most of the month anyway.  
10) touche. we cant do that
1) You got of the titanic first because we let you. (and who would want to be stuck on a small boat filled with nagging bitches?)
2) we talk about shit because its fucking funny.
3) Yeh we notice when you dont shave. THAT SHITS NASTY
4) We pay for your dinners, movies etc because you guys never have a job to pay for it yourself. (and come on, we gotta get laid some how.)
5) When you act dumb its just dumb and funny to watch you guys because who is really that dumb?
6) Meh about the whole more clothes option.
7) Die early and yet again supplying for a women that cant earn money herself.
8) Dont really want to hold hands with our mates.
9) You guys are bitches most of the month anyway.
10) touche. we cant do that
#863 - savumike (01/14/2011) [+] (2 replies)
1- its less likely a guy will be raped
2- we don't bleed from our genitals once a month (and most women i talked to said that they can control their emotions during menstruation, so fuck you if yo go crazy)
3- we don't go through childbirth
4- men had and still have more power especially in 3rd world countries (i don't agree with this, I'm not sexist,but its the truth)
5-People don't judge us by our appearance as much as they do women
6-more hair, shoe,clothes options? -is that really a good thing?
7-We can have awesome facial hair
8-Most of the shit you said only applies to good looking girls
I'm sorry but I'm thumbing this crap down
User avatar #84 - drsexy (01/14/2011) [+] (1 reply)
1. Men were actually polite and let the women go before they did
2 Men fart when wherever the hell they want without feeling shitty
3 Men can look awesome hairy
4 The nice men would usually pay for all your shit and eventually your gonna go back to the kitchen
5 You pretending to be dumb will make men feel even more superior
6 True dat
7 not b4 i kill
8 Bitches period, but we men don't. Our genitals don't bleed and we dont pms
8 I can jiggle my balls?
#555 - bolma (01/14/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Women are equal and i respect them, just kidding they should SUCK MY DICK
#400 - XJimboSliceX (01/14/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Your also easier to rape and murder.
Your also easier to rape and murder.
#222 - hamburgler (01/14/2011) [-]
At least my genitals don't explode into a bloody smelly mess of chaos and despair every month.
#5 - Vladono (01/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Wow, i never knew there were lifeboats in the kitchen
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