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KOOL AID

MI File : { KB, 925x592) l tll' MI l
tth grade:
My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity. While we' re fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet
Coke
Girl: , I LOVE it. How beret you go get me a bottle ofit?
I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge. When I return, she says it' s too coal
Girl: How bent warming it rubbing it on my tits?
So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside of her. She really enjoys it, and en do I because I KNOW that,
with this girl, I' m definantly going to get rill. That' s when it gets crazy-
She rips out the bottle, was it, and begins fileing her vagina with Diet Coke I swear: she nearly empties the volume into her vagina- I had seriously
underestimated this is liquid retention volume
Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE? l'.? l? l? DIDI YEAH DH YEAH DRINK IT FROM MD
I was noticably freaked me, but I did want to get tak, El didn' t want myfirst to be into 18/ 7 fluid ounces of a 13- calorie beverage. I began to go
down on her, until she exact wrung thing.
Girl: DH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM MEI I' M THE KOOLKIID MAN! DIDI YEAH! DH YEAH!
I dadt know how she did it with voice, but she sounded exactly like the Koolkiid man from the commercials. I glanced at the wall,
hall? expecting him to burst through and over me : fruity beverage. I was extremely She cauld tell, the As she sat pp to see what was wrong, she
twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her vagina and all over my face, chest, and groin. And it was at that sticky, low- cakepie moment
that my parents chose to pull into the driveway.
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User avatar #62 - koolaid (01/11/2010) [-]
SHES AN IMPOSTER!
I was moments away from crashing through the wall but his parents were pulling up the driveway....
#21 - Nebuchadnezzar (01/11/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I'm not... actually sure... how to respond... I... I dont know what... Did I just get mindraped?
User avatar #52 - Lgreen (01/11/2010) [+] (2 replies)
i hate it when that happens
User avatar #89 - SeekayFilms (01/11/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Went straight from an "OHH YEEAAAHH" to an "OHH NOOOOOO" moment at the end, I guess.
#99 - Taco Mang **User deleted account** (01/11/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Is it wrong if this makes you thirsty ?
User avatar #123 - KingShooey (01/11/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Hahaha sounds like my kind of girl.
User avatar #58 - moonshine (01/11/2010) [-]
i only thumb up pics that make me laugh out out loud, so u sir enjoy ur thumb
User avatar #50 - SiameseElephant (01/11/2010) [-]
On Most occasians i would have stopped reading halfway through but the whole " Do you like diet coke" would be a real cliffhangar
User avatar #110 - Ddubber (01/11/2010) [-]
HAHA I LOL'D!!! FUNNYJUNK IS FUNNY AGAIN!!!
User avatar #145 - instalation (01/11/2010) [-]
You just mentally raped me
User avatar #111 - Acrylic (01/11/2010) [-]
And this is the part where his dad beats him with a toaster
User avatar #101 - Shiny (01/11/2010) [-]
0 calories, all fetish
User avatar #34 - thatcreepyguy (01/11/2010) [+] (1 reply)
even if she was the kool aid man, i would still drink it and....WHERE THE **** IS THIS SCHOOL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
User avatar #5 - phantomenace (01/11/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Is it bad I got turned on abit from reading this? O.o
#51 - Jordax (01/11/2010) [-]
funny junk is regaining its funniness. .
******* EPIC!
#32 - Almondania (01/11/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I've always preferred Diet Pepsi.
#61 - fefe (01/11/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Thumbs up.
User avatar #68 to #61 - Bacula (01/11/2010) [-]
No. i think ill will thumb you down.
User avatar #25 - IceBearJudgesYou (01/11/2010) [-]
bet ppl up on 4chan got off on that tho
User avatar #74 - HarryPotterJunkie (01/11/2010) [+] (2 replies)
LOLcat is seriously pleased
User avatar #47 - Toki (01/11/2010) [-]
I thought she was having her period when she said she was the Kool-Aid man.
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