A Helping Hand. . Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she' ll become a hooker. She' s not quite sure what to do, so Harry sa
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A Helping Hand

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they
decide that she' ll become a hooker.
She' s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front
of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a
hundred bucks. if you got a question, I' ll he parked around
the corner."
She' s standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and
asks, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars,"
He says, "All I got is thirty", She says, "Hold on," and runs
back to Harry and asks, "What can he get for thirty?"
A hand job", Harry reply,
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollar is a
hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants,
She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I' ll be right
back." She runs back to Harry, and asks, "Can you loan this
guy seventy bucks?"
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Submitted: 01/12/2011
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User avatar #1 - Petroleum (01/13/2011) [+] (3 replies)
When you said Harry and his wife, I thought Ginny ._.
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