Jesus. .. Must be the reason why jesus doesnt throw his 4th of july pool party anymore :( Jesus Must be the reason why jesus doesnt throw his 4th of july pool party anymore :(
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#32 - anon id: 9bef9036
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u guys are all retarded jesus doesnt exist i mean come on evolution makes way more sense and is way more reasonable
#42 to #32 - anon id: 48105b98
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Yah jesus did exist. It's just he didnt heal people or create man.
#63 to #42 - anon id: 353c986f
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no one ever said he created man...
#43 to #32 - anon id: 9c2cad51
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Jesus did exist, he was a man ( I' am christian and believe in evolution..) but weather he was gods son and magical is a mystery and unlikely, but you can't so he wasn't, and can't say he was unless we go back in time. Believers of the old testemeant don't believe in evolution!!
#71 to #43 - anon id: 19b26358
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You can not be a christian and believe in evolution and believe that Jesus did not have any powers.

Cause Christians believe in Intelligent creation, and believe he DID have powers. There is no half-willing Christian, either you are Christian or not
#52 to #43 - anon id: 9b84c4d7
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He did exist but whether he did all those miracles anfd be the son of god is controversial
#51 to #43 - anon id: 923f18c3
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you can go back in time you just have to divide by 0 (NOT RECCOMMENDED) :D
User avatar #34 to #32 - tigernip
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nobody cares what u think anonyfag.
#35 to #34 - Nebuchadnezzar
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Hey anon. Jesus didnt create man ;) SOMEONE is not a theologian.
#36 to #32 - numbierwun **User deleted account**
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User avatar #38 to #36 - Russian Reversal [OP]
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+1 internetz for u sir
User avatar #22 - Gilligiggles
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Must be the reason why jesus doesnt throw his 4th of july pool party anymore :(
#3 - anon id: 943cc598
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Jesus didn't exist
#5 to #3 - anon id: 569d54d9
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It's a joke. Whether or not it's real, it's a joke. You think the chicken really crossed the road for all the reasons given? No. You probably aren't even athiest. You probably just want to stir up some **** on Funnyjunk because it entertains you, and give you a sense of control you don't feel in real life because you are a fumbling, tiny dicked, idiot. Guess what? Even on here, people will hate you. It's actually ironic, really. They say insanity is doing the same thing and expecting difference results. Being an asshole in real life has the same results as online, people don't like you. People online are also not as restricted, so I reccomend you stop before you get hurt. You're probably already very depressed, and cut yourself. Get better.
User avatar #10 to #5 - JamieHyneman
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i like him so there goes ur completely retarded theory
#11 to #5 - anon id: 23c2a88e
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he's anon. no-one hates him. godfags hate his post though.
#7 to #3 - anon id: 3494ea36
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lol how do you know he exists ********
#66 to #7 - anon id: 73c8ca14
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Giraffes, rhinos, etc. If they evolved from horses or something like that, why do we still have horses? For that matter if everything evolved from something what in heaven's name did spiders come from?
#12 to #7 - anon id: aa40fc22
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how do you know he doesnt?
#13 to #12 - anon id: a4cdb389
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how do you know that he does, you dont, do you rly believe there was a guy with a beard going around performing random ass miracles...........cmon, what are your 5, next are you gunna say you believe in santa and the easter bunny damn grow up

Captcha: Jebus
#20 to #3 - anon id: ca886618
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Jesus DID exist. We have historical records of his existence. The only question is whether or not he did everything the bible says he did. Or whether or not he was he messiah. The Jewish faith says that they believe jesus was not the messiah. Which means obviously there was a Jesus in time but they do not believe he was the real messiah.
#4 to #3 - BlindMelon **User deleted account**
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You're stupid. Jesus did exsist, there's no argument about that. The argument is whether he did all the things the bible claims, like walking on water, which I believe is the joke here.
User avatar #16 - ThatCoolGuy
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Uhm... For you retards, historically Jesus DID existed.
#17 to #16 - anon id: 2f5707cf
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"...DID existed?" We're the retards?
#68 to #17 - anon id: 19b26358
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a simple grammar mistake does not make you an idiot (especially if you are on the internet)
#81 to #68 - anon id: 2f5707cf
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When insulting other people's beliefs (in this case atheists and agnostics such as myself) its always best to use proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation.
#49 to #17 - anon id: 5b2598b4
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Actually, Rainman bankrupt the whole casino, and he was a ratard.
#18 to #17 - anon id: bbfcc025
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He's saying, for any atheists, that it has been historically proven that Jesus did exist, tho it hasn't been proven that he did all those miracles (I believe he did, but that's an opinion.)
User avatar #21 to #18 - PixieLOL
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FAIL,
he means "DID existed" doesn't make sence, I'm pretty sure he understood what was said by "That Cool Guy"
#23 to #16 - anon id: b225fdb6
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person 1 holds out apple: this apple exists
person 2: no argument

person 1: you cant prove that god exists
person 2: OMFG YOU CANT PROVE THAT HE DOESNT
#73 to #23 - anon id: 19b26358
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But then again you cannot prove evolution existed.

Science is based on things you can see and measure, and also the Second Law of Thermodynamics go's against evolution (search it up)
#37 to #23 - numbierwun **User deleted account**
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I think you saw my picture titled Scientific Logic vs. Religious Logic. You basically just summed it up.
#27 to #16 - anon id: 3476f59e
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Yeah, theres thousands of people named Jesus, but there is no found official record of a Jesus from Bethlehem 2010 years ago. Theres where many prophets back then, but 0 named Jesus.
#28 to #27 - anon id: c0bbbcde
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k well your wrong, your going to argue against the ******** that is this stuff, should at least get your history right
#29 to #28 - anon id: 0e49a7cd
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Guys, guys, guys... Christianity started off when a young girl lied about gettin knocked up so that she wouldn't get in trouble. the whole thing just got wildly out of hand. of course jesus ******* didnt walk on water, its just a story, yknow? its all just some crazy fairytale.. think about it, a superhuman zombie jew? Yeah. Exactly.

Now, hinduism (is that the one with the awesome elephant dude with loads of spare arms?). theres a cool religion.
#31 to #16 - Typhoon
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Did anyone else realize that Jesus is a Mexican name?

And that if Jesus existed in Salem in the 1690's he would have been a witch and not praised.

Weird
#47 to #31 - anon id: b0bff5ca
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Um dumbass the Mexicans named people after him because most mexicans are Christian durrrrr
#54 to #47 - anon id: 923f18c3
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no its because of the Spanish cuz they are either Roman Catholic or Christian idk which
#41 to #31 - anon id: c6d43e4a
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this is a very... funny thread...
#127 - anon id: d4772045
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a pool with concrete in it? wtf
User avatar #130 to #127 - ILAUGHATFAILS
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no, you idiot. Jesus can walk on water so he can't go underwater when he dives.
User avatar #60 - AssholeMan
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Jesus christ
User avatar #117 - Arsonist
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he should turn the pool into wine. THEN it would be a party.
User avatar #101 - Classic
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ha if it wasnt for the title i coulda sworn it was the guy from hangover!
#112 to #101 - anon id: 2e22fcd7
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I thought it was Tom Hanks in cast away. WILSON!
User avatar #103 to #101 - JasonBourne
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I thought it was that caveman from the geico commercial..
User avatar #106 to #101 - MeganKiara
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ALAN! :D
User avatar #97 - girguy
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Mister slave:

OH, JETHUTH CHRITHT!
#83 - anon id: c42724b6
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Thumbs DOWN.
User avatar #93 to #83 - spaghetti
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so wat now huh? u believe in jesus so ur thumbs downing it? stpo being a prick. if a funny concept
yea it dont make sence cuz ur arguement would be "he only walks opn water when he wants to" yea really ******** no frikken duh. otherwise hed have a problem ******* bathing wouldnt he? but jus cuz its ur religion, ur pissed. go watch a joke of someone elses god/religious figure and ur laugh ur ass off. ******* asshole
User avatar #94 to #93 - Bacula
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Amen.
User avatar #89 to #83 - Bacula
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Ok. I thumbed you down. Now what?
User avatar #90 to #89 - demonboybjones
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