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Red' s Pikachu' s will hit a
pokemon ALWAYS super
effective.
Red doesn' t train Pokemon so they
evolve, he just stares at them until they
do so.
Red' s balls are the Master Balls.
Red' s theme makes Lavender Town ****
itself.
GALD: let' s do this
GALD: really you aren' t gonna
say anything
GALD: Fine whatever
RED: GET THE **** MT MY
MOUNTAIN
If you ask if his name is Ash, even
as a joke, Red will eat you alive
Red Killed Bumbled ore
Dak: ‘to Red' This is my grandson! Uhh... what was his name again?
Red: I believe it' s "Dickface."
Blue: Hey, my name isn' t Dickface! It' s-
Red: 'turns to Blue and glares at him‘ Are you SURE that' s nat your name?
Blue: 'breaks out into a sweat, then gulps and raises his hand, turning to Oak‘
Dickface present and amounted for, Grandpa.
Hia far MOAR pokemon related stuff
10 far SHUT THE **** UP
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Submitted: 01/11/2011
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#19 - kirbyy (01/12/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Chuck Norris sees what you did there, because Chuck Norris recognizes his own jokes.
#33 - niq (01/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#27 - ApocolypsOO (01/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
we call him red because he doesnt have a name....

"what do you mean?"

He killed... his own name....
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#52 - TheDemonator (01/12/2011) [+] (3 replies)
In a matter of seconds I watched all of my companions who I have bonded with and trained with for countless years die under a merciless hand. Unfortunately for this tyrant, I have survived. I shall avenge my brethren by slaying the man responsible. I will not stop until I taste the blood of Red.

AT DAWN
#78 - qazkqazk (01/12/2011) [+] (4 replies)
So if Red's balls are master balls, does this mean he only gets 1?
#34 - ASMD (01/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
His balls are masterballs.
#95 - mirogt (01/12/2011) [+] (13 replies)
I vote Red to be the new internet badass.
#180 - Lolhugenoob (01/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#184 - TheVampMan (01/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #8 - americanjam (01/11/2011) [+] (8 replies)
blue is the girl.....green is his rival.

The american corporation distributing the games thoght it would be better to make green blue because red and blue are kind of like opposites and since blue(or green) was not in the game. They were able to do it.

But the original green version your rival was considered Green.
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#65 - dracomalfoyy (01/12/2011) [+] (7 replies)
.................
#135 - BerserkerMushroom (01/12/2011) [-]
look at this badass stare down this bitch
he's like ,yeah i trade with cables ,at least i don't wear my grandma's underwear on my head , now give me your ******* pokemon!
#125 - valax (01/12/2011) [+] (19 replies)
Red can catch legendaries with normal pokeballs, full health
#32 - modmanawesome **User deleted account** (01/12/2011) [-]
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#31 - anonymous (01/12/2011) [-]
So you think Red's balls are that great?
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