Bo Burnham "haikus". I know that some of these are not strictly haiku format, so there is no need to tell me! <br /> Hope you find some of these as funny  Bo burnham enjoy funny
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Bo Burnham "haikus". I know that some of these are not strictly haiku format, so there is no need to tell me! <br /> Hope you find some of these as funny

I know that some of these are not strictly haiku format, so there is no need to tell me! <br />
Hope you find some of these as funny as I did. And check out his songs, most are hilarious!<br />
Thank you, enjoy!<br />
*Edit*<br />
So I'm a retard and put them all in 7-5-7 or some stupid order...please ignore that and read it in 5-7-5...don't hate me because I'm a retard!

I saw a rainbow on the Do unto other, as you
day my grandma died; would have them do To
******* lesbian. you; said the rapist.
For 15 cents a day you My aunt used To say: "How and
can feed an A' Fri- steady wins the race."
can; They eat pennies She died in a fine.
Old peoples' skin sags because Those in glass houses
it is being pulled shouldn' t Throw stones or
Toward the underworld. masturbate during the daytime
A kid insulted my Even if he is your' friend,
mother, so I said: never', ever call
Yo momma is so black.'' on Asian person.
Bono; if you want To help
poor' people, sell your'
tinted shades you cunt.
Credit To Bo Burnham for the "haikus"
and : I. r" wwy. metrolyrics. com. v’ . html
for the lyrics!
Sorry for the delete and repost, I ‘Figured out why There is a bunch
of white space Though! tio I fixed it and put it back up. Hope you
enjoy!
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User avatar #1 - TheMartyr (01/11/2011) [-]
You are the worst at
Haikus; why don't you go and
kill yourself now please?
User avatar #3 to #1 - dadurf (01/11/2011) [-]
wait a sec... O.o is it 5-7-5 or 7-5-7? Cause I think I did it in the latter, and that would explain why it didn't work when I was counting out the syllables... I think I just failed...
User avatar #4 to #3 - TheMartyr (01/11/2011) [-]
5-7-5 meng.
User avatar #5 to #4 - dadurf (01/11/2011) [-]
he-hem...he-he-hem!

I suck at haiku;
I can't get the format right;
I fail in this life.
User avatar #6 - iMa MOnStER (01/11/2011) [-]
lol(:
User avatar #2 - BoBurnham (01/11/2011) [-]
O.o
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