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The European Commission has just announced an agreement
whereby English Hill he the language of the European Unit] -n
rather than German, which Has the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Gm-* ' mment conceded that
English spelling hail some ream for improvement and has accepted a
year plan that would become uknown as ''.
In the first Fear, 's' Hill replace the soft 'e'. , this Hill
make the sivir servants jump The hard 'c' Hill he dropped in
favour of 'K'. This should Clear up Konfusion, and keyboards min hare
one less letter. There Hill he growing patrik enthusiasm in the sekond
Fear when the troublesome '' Hill he replaced with T'. This Hill
make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the Sail year, pul) lik acceptance of the new spelling kiln be
to reach the stage where more changes are possible.
Governments Hill encourage the removal of double letters which hare
always hen a deterent to acurate speling.
Also, Hil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag
is and it should go away".
By the dth yer people Hil he to steps sieh as
During yer, "! apiary" if kiln he dropin trom ‘nerds containing
and after ziz fifa Fer, Te Til har a veil sensual riden std.
Til he no mar trull er and Til find it ezi tn
understand eeh oza. lie drem of a united m' Til finale kum trm
Md efter fifa, Fer, re Til he speking German like ; r bunted in
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