super funny jokes comp. thumb plz. After a day of school little Mary goes home to her mom very pleased. Mom: Why are you so happy Mary? Mary: Became Johnny gave
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After a day of school little Mary goes home to her mom very pleased.
Mom: Why are you so happy Mary?
Mary: Became Johnny gave me a dollar's do a cartwheel.
Mom: Mary don' t you know he just wants to see your panties?
Mary: didn' t know thanks mom.
After another day of school Mary goes home happy once again.
Mom: I see your happy again what happened today?
Mary: Johnny gave me another dollar's do another cartwheel.
Mom: Didn' t I tell you that he just wants to see your panties?
Mary: I know mom but this time I didn' t wear panties.
After spending the weekend at her friend' s house, little Kathy goes
home seemingly happy.
Mom: Hi Kathy, did you like the sleepover? And why are you so
Kathy: Mom when did you lose your virginity?
Mom: I guess it' s time reteach you about this kind nothings. Well
when me and your dad got married we decided we wanted to have a
Kathy: I knoll know, I' m saying what age.
Mom: I thinkl was 29.
After hysterically laughing, Kathy ,
Kathy: Wan mom I' m surprised.
Mom: Why are you surprised?
Kathy: I' m surprised becausee beat you!
This man is walking down the street when he sees a blonde woman
walking down the street The man approaches the woman and sees
she is carrying a bag of melons. Hungry and tired the man asks the
Man: Hi if I can guess how many melons are in the bag can I have one
The blonde woman giggles.
Woman: ffyou can guess how many there are in the bag you can have
both ofthem.
There was a blonde who found herself siting next to a Lawyer on an airplane.
The lawyer just kept bugging the Home wanting her to play a game of
intelligence Finally, the lawyer offered her IO to 1 odds, and sale every time
the blonde could not answer one or his questions, she owed him , out emery
time he could not answer hers, held give her . The lawyer he
coi. ile not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the
nearest star?"
Without saying a wold the blonde hateth him " then the blonde asked,
Whatdoes up a hill with siege and comes the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled- seem hours, looking up everything
he could on his laptop and even placing numerous phone calls
trying to the the answer. Finally, angry are frustrated, he game up and paid
the twortle
The heme put the into her purse Without congruent, but the lawyer
insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying , the HOWE handed him .
Two blondes lock thier keys in the can One of
the blondes tries to break into the car while
the the other one watches.
Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can' t get
in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep
trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the
top is down".
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She
cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes
it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously
motions for her to pull over, and she does. The
driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her
to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and
cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and
sees she' s smiling. So he goes to his truck,
takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her
windows and beating her car. He looks back to
see that she' s laughing. He' s really mad now,
so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He
turns around and she' s laughing so hard, she' s
about to fall down. He demands, "What' s so
funny?" She says, "Every time you weren' t
looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and
one night he' s doing a show in a small town
in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he
starts going through his usual dumb blonde
jokes when a blonde in the tth row stands
on her chair and starts shouting: ''I' heard
enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What
makes you think you can stereotype women
that way? What does the color of a person' s
hair have to do with her worth as a human
being? It' s guys like you who keep women
like me from being respected at work and in
the community and from reaching our full
potential as a person. Because you and your
kind continue to perpetuate discrimination
against not only blondes, but women in
general, and all in the name of humor!" The
This blonde walked into a party store and
asked the cashier if he had a hanger or
something to unlock her car because she
locked her keys in the can He nodded and
handed her a hanger. She thanked him and
went outside to set to work. A little while later
the cashier decided to check on her and saw
her working at it and another blonde in the car
was saying "a little to the Ieft... no, a little to
the right..."
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User avatar #3 - xXJkillerXx (01/11/2011) [+] (2 replies)
What happened in the ventriloquist one? D:
#10 to #5 - xanaxfreak (01/11/2011) [-]
the end is after she stops talking about their rights, the man saws il sorry if i offended you but the blonde cuts him off and says shhush mister im talking to that litttle **** on your knee
#2 - nsfwdavid (01/11/2011) [+] (7 replies)
funny, but ventriloquist one got cut off it seems
#4 to #2 - xanaxfreak (01/11/2011) [-]
oops i didnt see that if it reaches the 200 thumbs for part to it will be in there but u wanna know the joke? ending?
#13 - laxitup (01/11/2011) [+] (3 replies)
i was going to thumb up till you claimed it was oc cause ive heard a couple of these jokes multiple times.
#16 to #15 - xanaxfreak (01/11/2011) [-]
sorry i thought it was because well its the first time i saw these here im new
#1 - stutz (01/11/2011) [-]
That was hilarious! I didn't read any of it though cuz its too much.

Tho it was a cool story bro!
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