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User avatar #365 - MusicisBeast (01/11/2010) [-]
Im american and i find this to funny, idc if this is a repost its still a win
User avatar #33 - Knuckles (01/10/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Where the F is AFRICA??!?!??!?!
User avatar #210 - TaleOfThePorkBeef (01/11/2010) [+] (5 replies)
africa isnt even there.
User avatar #145 - BrianStorm (01/11/2010) [-]
Apparently im a kangaroo.
#68 - anonymous (01/11/2010) [+] (10 replies)
just remember this, we could kick your ass in war.

America **** yea
#91 to #68 - imatoad (01/11/2010) [-]
America has never won a war on its own.. FACT...

and i'd like to see America take on China cause China has more people in its Army than America has people
#348 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/11/2010) [-]
I thought coffee came from santa and communists were pussies this whole time! I have to recolor my world map...
User avatar #320 - TwatSwat (01/11/2010) [-]
Africa is not on there because they are saying that Americans choose to ignore Africa and all its problems by focusing on them ol evil-doers.

I especially like the Mexicans as the ones that do our laundry, cause thats not all they do. They are also awesome if you need some home repairs for cheep.
#280 - anonymous (01/11/2010) [+] (10 replies)
Who kicked ass in WW2........... America **** Yea!!!!!!
#310 to #304 - Nebuchadnezzar (01/11/2010) [-]
Who is sitting at their computers looking at this retarded ******** and saying their country is still great?

America. **** you.
#225 - anonymous (01/11/2010) [+] (9 replies)
I'm American, and I bet a large sum of cash I could rape any of you Euro fags in a geography contest any ******* day of the week.

Its important to know Geography as an American, because we need to know all the countries that we owned in war. All the countries that we are presently owning in war, and all the countries we will own in war in the near future.

It is also important to know all the European countries who's citizens bleed jealousy towards the more fortunate men and women born in the states.
User avatar #229 to #227 - Snoods (01/11/2010) [-]
"face it american the only ones you've one are ww2 the allamo and THE CIVIL WAR. u suck"

Hahaha nice 1 :D
User avatar #153 - WolfRider (01/11/2010) [-]
err.. wheres africa lol
#79 - skipperskipper (01/11/2010) [+] (4 replies)
i love how africa is absent.
#46 - Muppeto **User deleted account** (01/10/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i lol'd at kangeroos
#393 - bananafreak (01/11/2010) [-]
That's not true! you forgot Africa "The place we don't care about" Oh wait I get it now.
#357 - timmc (01/11/2010) [-]
lol, im american, and this is hysterical
#332 - anonymous (01/11/2010) [+] (1 reply)
George W. Bush was/ is not representative of all Americans. Come to think of it, according to the 2000 election, he's not even representative of the majority.

Where the **** was the rest of the world with military assistance to help preserve/ defend our democracy in 2000 from George Bush? You helped make your own bed......
User avatar #342 to #332 - TwatSwat (01/11/2010) [-]
duuuude....its a joke. All of the countries represented (or not) have their own stupid ******** . Its just Americas turn to look stupid. Next week it will be Canida again.
#1 - anonymous (01/10/2010) [+] (1 reply)
There is no Africa on the map.
Everyone in America knows those commercials saying "for a dollar a day support a poor child in need" and showing pictures of some skinny black kid playing in dirt plays all the dang time.

Same with those animal abuse commercials.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Aceyz (01/10/2010) [-]
exactly they make you believe theres an africa, but all they do is flush your money down the toilet till it reaches the atlantic :)

btw this is a repost
User avatar #301 - joezzzy (01/11/2010) [+] (1 reply)
tecnically england isn't on the map, so you are calling the french pussies.

thank you :D
User avatar #275 - lordgibson (01/11/2010) [-]
Hate us or not...we're famous and we love ourselves. America is like Julia Roberts.

I wish we weren't so amazing. I do.
User avatar #160 - ThatCoolGuy (01/11/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Apparently I make coffee.
User avatar #25 - Dart (01/10/2010) [+] (3 replies)
This is so messed up...The asians make our stuff(they also open laundromats), the mexicans don't do our laundry, the asians do, the australians don't just have kangaroos, they have koala bears too, europeans are not only pussies, but stuck up pussies (Go figure, considering how ww2 went) and this map has no continents! WE AT LEAST KNOW ALL OF OUR CONTINENTS.
#39 to #25 - numbierwun **User deleted account** (01/10/2010) [-]
It's a joke, man. Chill the **** out.
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