Funny joke part 2.<br /> Little Mary was
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Funny joke part 2

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through
the class. We day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me,
Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn' t stir, little Johnny, an
altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the
rear. "God Almighty !" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "very good" and
Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary
didn' t even stir from her slumber. Docs again, Johnny came to the rescue and
stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "very
good," and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third
question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her child?" And
again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted,
If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I' ll break it in hall?" The
Teacher fainted.
Views: 38681
Favorited: 162
Submitted: 01/10/2011
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to Iskateboard E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend



Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#41 - lovegood **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#19 - drunkxmexi **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#51 - beatdarude (01/11/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Comment Picture
#56 to #51 - ChokingOwl (01/11/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#126 - dguitarhero (01/11/2011) [+] (2 replies)
how come in every school story there's a boy named Johnny?
how come in every school story there's a boy named Johnny?
#32 - emobabyj (01/11/2011) [+] (14 replies)
Comment Picture
#78 - tigerbladedn (01/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#44 - SuperMadKoala (01/11/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #7 - dbrak (01/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
wasnt this one of the very first jokes on funnyjunk?
#120 - iammrsnesbit (01/11/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #5 - PotsYouPaint (01/11/2011) [-]
I saw the punchline coming from a mile away.
#67 - kevgrhm (01/11/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Comment Picture
#61 - MrDoomBringer (01/11/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#46 - anonymous (01/11/2011) [+] (18 replies)
but its been proven god isnt real
User avatar #139 - daj (01/11/2011) [+] (3 replies)
why doesnt the teacher ask any of the other students
User avatar #144 to #140 - tombrady (01/11/2011) [-]
is she the OP
#28 - anonymous (01/11/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Comment Picture
#136 - anonymous (01/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
This joke is so old that I fell off my ******* dinosaur when I first heard it.
#63 - alexandraslovinit (01/11/2011) [-]
Heard it before, but you still get a thumb cause i lol'd
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)