I) The Male
Dr. Beverly Whipple specializes in study-
ing the health and sexuality of women,
but when in the 1990' s she was con-
tacked by a man who claimed to have
multiple orgasms (and ejaculate each
time), she was intrigued, as normally a
man can orgasm just once (whilst
bitches can over and over). Whipple in-
vited him to her lab to test his claim.
She hooked him up to a heard rate
monitor and a blood pressure
for lulz. He didn' t dissapoint and deliv-
ered not only once, but 6 times. He
claimed he could have continued if it
wasn' t for the stuffy overwhelmed condi-
tions. Unfortunately, many men don' t
have the same talent as this lucky bas-
tard. One can wish...
2) Can Cats Sleepwalk?
In 1965, a French named
Michel Bouvet was trying to pinpoint the
parts of the brain which are responsible for
inducing sleep. He decided to experiment by
damaging cat brains (not with a hammer) and
noting what effect this had on the cats' sleep.
He had already learned that when he system-
apically destroyed a part of the cats brain
stem (called the rache, for anyone inter-
ested), they would barely sleep at all (lulz).
The lamebrain scientist then moved on to
taking out another part of the brain, which
caused cats to have weird episodes of deep
sleep, where they would appear awake and
walk around, pouncing on nonresistant ob-
If they went crazy enough, they would even
wake themselves up, at which point they
would query how they got there.
The answer: yes, cats can sleepwalk, When
you remove large quantities of their brain
matter via extricated surgery.
If you liked this experiment, you may like:
http:// wwy. crewmember. com/.
and maybe: http:// wwy. loltrain. com/.
3) Fart collection. What a shitbox.
The first everione. Cavemen huddle in a
circle to conserve warmth. Silence, until
one lets rip a huge fart. Nice.
Farting has always appeared funny to
humans, and no one knows why. Research
was undertaken in the 20th century to find
out more general information about butt
It was only in 1991 that researchers decided
to find out how much fart is expelled from
the human body in the average day. They
did this by inserting surgical tubing into the
muses of various volunteers. Weird, weird
They attached the other end of this pipe to
a sealed plastic bag and found that through-
out a day, on average of gas was ex-
pelled. Boy, they must have looked stupid
walking around with a plastic bag coming
out of their anus. Some of the scientists
then had the unpleasant job of rating the
fart smells from 1 to 10 in order of potency.
They also described what the arts smelled
like. Poop is my guess.
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