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A lonely weman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an
ad in the legal paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE DI MY AGE GROUP Hill' s},
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND UN ME,
AND MUST STILL HE GOOD IN SEE}!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
in the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the
deer to see a gentleman with no arms er legs sitting in a
wheelchair. The old weman said, "You' re not really asking mete consider you,
are you? Just look at yeah... you have no legs! " The eld man smiled, "Therefore
I canned run around on you!"
She snorted. "You doit have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled, "Nor
can I beat you! "
She raised an eyal: arew and gazed intently. "Are you still good in tied?" With
that, the old gentleman leaned beck, beamed a big bread smile and said, "I
rang the doorbell, didn' t I?"
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Submitted: 01/10/2011
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#16 - IBeATroll (01/10/2011) [+] (1 reply)
come, my noble steed, to the front page we ride!
come, my noble steed, to the front page we ride!
#11 - aeiou **User deleted account** (01/10/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Ohhh I get it. He rang the doorbell.. no limbs.. good in bed, yes!
#110 - PYneer (01/11/2011) [+] (3 replies)
How did he rang the door bell?
#62 - ponchilio (01/11/2011) [+] (2 replies)
What if he just smacked his head on the doorbell?
#43 - kuwaiwatashi (01/11/2011) [-]
But he can't deactivate lasers with his dick.
User avatar #28 - Sivad (01/11/2011) [+] (4 replies)
I've got a better joke: women's rights
User avatar #37 to #28 - agking (01/11/2011) [-]
I've got a better joke: Your sense of humor.
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#122 - yete (01/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
The guys face after the conversation
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#93 - shotthesherriff **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#63 - jacobuscus (01/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Never gonna run around... (Rick Astley for any people who SERIOUSLY wouldn't know that)
#133 - AlbinoJoe (01/11/2011) [-]
Maybe he's a wizard!
#47 - thisismyname (01/11/2011) [-]
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#42 - vicomatic (01/11/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#40 - FreakyTodd (01/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Wakka wakka who wants to hear a funny ass joke.
#38 - iiZeta (01/11/2011) [-]
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