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Mythical Creatures and Monsters pt2

BLOODY MARY
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Folks mg m the town nearby called ney Bloody Mary, and sad she was anyoen
None dared moss the old cums my may that than cows would go dry, than mm
stores my away heme Lynsey. than ch/ dren take sch , Dy any number of
lemme wangs that an angry Mich could do to ney neigbors
tr, wen the Wye gym m the lolage began to reappear, ene by ene Ne ene could hnd
out where they had gene names woods. the awey
fl . and all the houses and barns, but there was no syn ewe wussing gyms
Afew brave souls every went to Bloody Mays home m the woods to see we
Mich had taken the gm: but she darned any knowledge ewe
Sun. l was noted that ney haggard appearance had changed She looked younger,
waye attracted we neigbors were . but they could hnd no
the Mich had taken wen young enes
wen came the the daughter ewe heyyey nee new my bed and walked
outside, an enchanted sound no ene else could may we mygems we had
and was stony up m the ktchen yew wth an herbal
remedy when goddaughter muse She screamed my my husband and
the gm out ewe door we runnang m ms Together,
they wee to restrain the gm. but she kept breaking away new them and heading
out
we desperate enes ewe heyyey and ms we woke the neigbors They came to
asset the nanaya couple Suddenly, a yahweh gave a
a strange my aims edge ewe woods
mm out held and saw Bloody my standing beseem a large oak
tree, dyeing a wanye wand that was panned towards the mygems muse She
was wth an unearthly Ight as she set my em spell upon the mygems
daughter
we grabbed than guns and than and ran toward the Mich
When she , Bloody my broke ocher spell and nee back
woods we farsighted fanny had traded ms gun mm snm bullets m
ease the Mich emerge alter ms daughter Now he took am and shot at my
we bullet Mary m the Np and she yen to the ground we angry
awey upon ney and canned my back held, where they hunt a
huge bennie and burned my aims stake
As she burned, - my screamed amuse aims Beanyone
mentoned my name aloud heme a wyner. she would send my spot to revenge
them my death When she was dead, the went
to the muse m the waee and mundane unmarked graves ewe NUS gm: the em
Mich had murdered She had used than Mood to make agarmy
From mayday to ths, anyine meyrin enough to chant Bloody Mays name three
mes heme hearkened summon the vengeful spent ewe wtch t IS
didthat she w/ l wearthed homes to waee: and anthem souls new than
bodes we souls elese enes w/ l burn m torment as
Woody Mary Once was burned, and they wayy be trapped myam m the heyyey
La (The Lady)
La was a beautiul wecan by the name of Maia who k/ led my
ch/ dren them m be wth the man that she loved, but
was subsequently rejected try may (He mam have been the chldren' s father
who had men, alter beeng rejected try
my lover, she k/ led When Mana reached the gates , we
was asked, ‘Where aye yam ch/ dren?' and we repled, 'l em know, my
Lord y’ She was ney to enyoy heaven we mum
We new wanders the Earth my all syzygy. m yaw my my
ensuing E the mason my ney name, La
some cases, according to the tale, we w/ l ch/ dren on
ch/ dren who than parents
El Chupacabra
The Thy: E aperature We a dog that sucks the
Mood my mcgoats and other and farm anyways and leaves no
Mood m the corpses. but leaves the causes untangled Ofcourse thm
was Just atthe begenning. as twerked Is way throughout Puma Rwy:
Soon Is y/ mums would Include all types or small anyways. and eventually
small ch/ dren as well None ewe human attacks were Mal, but
nonetheless perm quckly spread country
noinch began m Central Owener, then Mexci, the southern US. and
a South Ameica
La Lechuga we Owl)
WELL THERE IS LEGEND ABOUT A WITCH WHO WAS
SUPPOSEDLY KILLED BY TOWNSPEOPLE AFTER FINDING OUT SHE
WAS A CARANDIRU( FOR SOMEONE WHO PRACTICE
SHE THEN RETURNS TO HAUNT IN THE SHAPE OF A
LARGE BIRD A HUMAN HEAD LEGEND HAS IT THAT F SHE
WISPLES AT IOU. IOU WILL WAKE UP THE NEXT DAY
THE CITY EMTS OF CORPUS , THERE IS AN
OLD ABANDONED SCHOOL BUILDING AT NIGHT YOU CAN SEE A LARGE
BIRD AN EVEN LARGER HEAD PEOPLE SAY THAT IT IS LA
LECHUGA THE LEGEND IS POPULAR IN TEXAS AND MEXICO
THE BOOGEYMAN
Have you em stared late at you were
alone and t slowly open new the Insde? Have you
overclocked underneath yum bed to make sure no ene was oneyng
there and waning my you to can asleep? waye ya no phyical
entombment ohms tear, butthert S awere my l we emu S the
master of bedroom , and known as the 'Boogeyman'
we news w/ l go out and the nitemares w/ l began
PROCTER AND GAMBLE ORIGINAL SATANIC LOGO
y know yrs octopi a Wye but thought l to be Interesing
STRANDED SCHOOL BUS
we legend states that a bus My ch/ dren became
stranded en tram track Alwyn emerged out of
nowhere and Instantly k/ led every chm en the bus we legend
says that Wynn park en track, the souls of
the ch/ dren wayy push Moreover, every n
yeu leave the car m neutral, the ch/ dren w/ l st/ l push yeu
amass
MOTHMAN
From approximately November was through
dozens reported schones era huge,
bungee creature wth greying red eyes m and around Pom
Pleasant. At between 5 5 and Tibet tall and
wth a wingspan of nearly 10 feet. the shadowy creature was
able to W great distances at speeds up to 100
mm: per hour All who encountered we creature
were turnned by than experience y the local mama. the gant
bungee beast became known as y oddman
SLENDER MAN
He IS descibed as weaking a black any strangly to
the Osage ewe Men Black, and as the name
suggests, appears my thm and able to stretch ms yykbs and
Inhuman pengins m and ensnare
ms prey Once ms arms are outstretched, ms news are put
m of a hypnotaod state, where they aye utterly
helpless to He IS
also able to create tendons new ms negers and backchat he
uses to walk on m a to Dee Och the Seder-
Man m the Mane Anymoe we superhuman stretching
could also be seen as a samhardy between
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ms. or ms y/ mums to an DY
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entente my jenyne m ms wake to deduce a
are at the center of several thrones
we most notable theinsd IS Dane
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Queen aye all Bertha's ene belives there' s an
sums underworld or Vlad people who Cecelia protectin new
the government and We m tunnels deep Earth' s shell
Although ths theory may seem outrageous. many people
behave Icke' s clams yrs that aye
oneyng nght under our feet
are humans wth features. and waye
mum m many aspects of mythology, new the seen god
Boreas, a wan wth serpent legs, to Coyness dragon
waye have been muliple dams schones
yeahs one ewe earless enes occurred m
1. Loveland, one
A vamire, try derpton, m an emu that Teen on the we
essence of thecreatures Vamires aye
as "undead - teammates Corpses possessed by em sums
vampyre mew en the blood ewe mg to
prevent Is body new decomposing we mags ewe Jennee_
gaunt, vampyre w an century library
begenning roughly mm the ewe
Vampyre - a wen story breann - m yaye we
vampyre of Eastern Europe - where the
legend began - was descibed as bloated wth a dark Dy ruddy
complexer new en blood
JERSEY DEVIL
we legend ewe Jersey Deny dates one of
earnest redients, Omen’ Leeds, was we to a
drunkard who dd Wye to help care my my 12 ch/ dren When
we descovered we was a yaw. we
Taths ene be the Delate we was born en a stormy
Seemingly normal lyndsy. the m a
growling creature mm name feet, clawed hands,
red eyes, hawks wangs and an we
slaughtered Is mother and awey. several ewe
and many ems slangs tthen new upthe anywhey
and escaped to the Pym Barrens
Many people confuse mm ghosts Dy
they/ re the same (mug, but poltergeists aye not ghosts at all
A ' E a smut that expresses anen most men
through waning loud Muses. mommy objects and generally
beeng waye than Agnese Anoyne Agnese. a
poltergust isny connected to a deceased person In a
tragedy Se why do poltergeist cause mayhem awey arent
connected to the spots ewe dead? Some Geneva a
poltergust E the result of Siam Dy electromagnetic
news. but supernatural trunk poltergeists could be
the product t# bythe my
who damn) be haunted rythem Most
are capable wth technology, such as
telephones tyr . and they men throw my In rocks to
get yrs yaye my a poltergust to haunt an my
my long, but there have been reports beeng
tormented bethere weenee sums my yeahs
From Australi comes the legend ewe Bunyip we Abominal
stones say they lurk m swamps, b/ (a may Wynnie to anen,
creeks, nubers and They aye sad to emerge at
and have been heard to make . was
Furthermore, say the tales, the Bunyip w/ l eevery any anyway Dy
human that dares venture may Is abode we Bunyip' s fay/ Outs prey
IS sad to be women
THE LOCH NESS MONSTER
A lovable known as "NESSA
Although harmless, she w/ l ewe schemes and
to you out My an on Tree Ayebyy
Thanks my reading guys y hope you enjoyed Tammy l as much as y dd waning l yr
you We we one y w/ l make pan 3 super scary
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Your mend.
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#118 - Dfurg (01/10/2011) [+] (1 reply)
BEHOLD! THE JERSEY DEVIL!
#561 - devinme (01/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Okay so I got two reall good reaction pics here goes....
Are you sure the reptillians aren't CRAB PEOPLE?!?!?
#563 to #561 - devinme (01/11/2011) [-]
Isn't THIS the Jersey Devil!?!?
#565 - BROOKLYNRAGE (01/11/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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#182 - sidneybrownlad (01/10/2011) [-]
DAMMIT MONSTER YOU AINT GETTIN NO TREE FIDDY!
#470 - gridlockkun (01/10/2011) [+] (1 reply)
the jersey devil
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#226 - DevourerOfSammichz (01/10/2011) [-]
Biggie Smalls...
Biggie Smalls...
Biggie Smalls...
#585 - wallsbad (01/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
The real Jersey Devil.
#542 - MGK (01/11/2011) [+] (3 replies)
#504 - AlexJani (01/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
why did you make me read? now im coming after you.
why did you make me read? now im coming after you.
#577 - newnoobisnew (01/11/2011) [-]
i am so not gonna read that 						****					!!!  
i have to go to bed in 30, minutes so no 						*******					 thanks! LOL
i am so not gonna read that **** !!!
i have to go to bed in 30, minutes so no ******* thanks! LOL
#525 - Sivad (01/11/2011) [-]
MANBEARPIG!!!!1!
#484 - cheezeburger (01/10/2011) [+] (1 reply)
God damn Loch Ness monster what the hell do you need tree fiddy for anyway? Do you go out and buy Loch Ness munchies with it?
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#552 - Polabear (01/11/2011) [-]
It will find you... It will catch you... It will hit you... with a spoon!
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#538 - TrickShotRocket (01/11/2011) [-]
*Trying really hard to read without looking too hard at the pictures* ....
*fail! Eyes flicked across*
*stared at slender man and couldn't help taking a closer look at the others*
*shat brix*

CUE NIGHTMARES :D
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