Worth the read. . Ihaven' t seen it yet because Iwas banned from my cineplex. We had all lined up in front of the theater for about 30 minutes, and then they br
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Worth the read

Ihaven' t seen it yet because Iwas banned from my cineplex. We had all lined up in front of the theater for about 30
minutes, and then they brought us in. Ihad to stand right beside these two fat, lesbians eating each
others tongues like they were making a political statement or something. So, like 30 minutes later, we end up
shuffling in the theater and these fiucking bitches start bitching ab out having to wait when the movie is ab out to start,
mind you, it was 11 and it was a midnight showing. It turns out they were going to see that stupid Jim Carrey movie
23 and they were missing it. So, the ugliest of the two bitches just exclaims like no one' s there "This is the wrong
fiucking moviee." I just had to do whati did next. I shouted at the top of my lungs "This is SPARTA" and kicked her
in the chest, causing her to fall down about 8 steps to the floor. Most were shocked, but about 30% of the theater
started to cheer, and I was forcibly thrown out by 2 officers. Charges are going to be pressed against me
apparently, but it was worth it.
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Submitted: 01/09/2011
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#1 - connorbeyond (01/09/2011) [-]
lolwut
lolwut
#2 - fefe (01/09/2011) [-]
THIS IS SPARTA! lol ur fking hilarious
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