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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous
redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out
since he sat down, but lacks the nen' e to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye comes flying nut obits
socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it nut
of the air, and hands it back.
Oh my, I am SC) sony,' the woman says as she pops her eye
back in place.
let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they
go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she
shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to
come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They
had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the
trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been so
incredible! "fen know,' he said, 'you are the perfect Woman.
Are you this nice to every guy yota meet?'
she replies...
The suspense is killing you, isn' t it?
She says:
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Submitted: 01/08/2011
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#105 - OMEGALtroll (01/09/2011) [+] (8 replies)
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#98 - jlyoung (01/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#155 - umopapisdn (01/09/2011) [-]
aww... i wanted to do my walk...
#4 - Rajers (01/09/2011) [-]
User avatar #33 - alexryan (01/09/2011) [+] (3 replies)
i thought the joke would be he skull ****** her or something?

is that bad?
User avatar #166 - gilgindor (01/09/2011) [-]
I was honestly hoping for something horribly terrible and/or disgusting.
#28 - DLD (01/09/2011) [-]
Delaying the punchline killed the joke. You murderer!
#94 - LoudJ (01/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Eye see what you did there
#47 - CaptainObviousMan (01/09/2011) [-]
She doesn't want sex?



**** HER IN THE EYE!
#40 - EndeleanX (01/09/2011) [-]
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#156 - MegaMexican (01/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
yep
#147 - anonymous (01/09/2011) [-]
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User avatar #16 - lifeoftheparty (01/09/2011) [-]
i was waiting for a joke about him wanting to **** her eye socket or something ****** like that
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