Breaking Dawn. Sorry if it's a repost. I DID NOT make this and have not seen it on this site. Also check out www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1482316/Be+Like+Mo The Game
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STEPHENIE MEYER
So it all starts out with Bella and Edward finally getting
married and going on their honeymoon in Brazil. Edward, a
vampire as we all know, goes snorkeling. I' never heard or
seen a vampire snorkel. Bella wants to have Edward' s baby,
but he doesn' t want to hurt her (because he' s a strong
vampire and stuff). Edward finally gives in and ***** Bella
into unconsciousness. Then she ***** him again until she
gets pregnant. The baby grows incredibly fast inside her,
and it is hurting her. Did i mention the baby can speak
through telepathy? The baby kicks so hard it breaks Bella' s
ribs and snaps her spine. Eventually Edward gets scared
about the baby, and wants Bella to get an abortion, but she
does not. When the baby comes, Edward decides to give her
a bisection, WITH HIS ******* FAN' GS. A
************* BISECTION WITH HIS TEETH. So the
baby' s born, Bella becomes a vampire, and then a better
thing; comes. Jacob (The werewolf guy) falls in love with the
baby. I don' t mean he thinks it' s cute, he wants to **** the
baby. So basically the movie would consist of:
Beastly, painful sex
Telepathic babies
Conections with teeth
as Werewolf with an urge to **** a baby
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Submitted: 01/08/2011
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#177 - CaptainObviousMan (01/09/2011) [-]
WAIT A SECOND! Stephenie Meyer must be the ultimate troll! She's purposely attracting all the sissy girls/gays with the first few movies, just so she can troll them with the most goriest, pedophilic film ever!
#65 - superfatman (01/09/2011) [-]
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#34 - faggit (01/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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#268 - nexsui (01/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I highly approve of this, where do I sign up for the next book?
I highly approve of this, where do I sign up for the next book?
#303 - Wingwalker (01/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#279 - WillWalrus (01/09/2011) [-]
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The real Jacob.
User avatar #8 - vortexrain ONLINE (01/09/2011) [+] (11 replies)
I've read the books and I like them.
I don't LOVE them, mind you, I just like them
#10 to #8 - LMIDGAF (01/09/2011) [-]
Poe is disappointed in your choice of reading material
#442 - wolfsweater (01/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Wait, hold up.....is this really the plot of the book?!?!
User avatar #419 - BillyRyan (01/09/2011) [-]
"Eventually edward gets scared about the baby"

... And says your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air.
#310 - TRINDADE (01/09/2011) [-]
You know, I think if you re-wrote the whole story it would get really better.
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#220 to #216 - EpicAmiss (01/09/2011) [-]
Well arent you adorable? I should rape you. :)
#176 - youaremyhoe (01/09/2011) [-]
especially Twilight...
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