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#60 - anonymous (01/10/2010) [-]
In the beginning, there was God. Who created everything out of nothing. Then he created Man. Then he really ****** up and created Woman. Woman contained the face and body of an angel, and the mind and soul of the Devil. Man look up at God, and said "WTF God?" And God said "I dunno dude. I'm sorry. I was really wasted. I have no idea. Well, good luck." Man has been ****** ever since.
User avatar #29 - Grafbag (01/10/2010) [+] (3 replies)
The Big Bang theory is actually that there was one small point in the universe about 13.5 billion years ago, which heated up (long explanation, look it up yourselves if you are really interested) and this great heat caused it to suddenly start expanding, which has created all matter that we know today. (And also shows it is still expanding)

Sorry, i know you're trying to make agnostics/atheists look stupid, but don't say stupid stuff like this. You saying "Nothing exploded" is kinda like me saying "There was nothing, then some guy decided to make planets and people ther- Oh wait."
#31 to #30 - anonymous (01/10/2010) [-]
Alright. For those of you either too stupid or lazy to understand or read the above explanation i present to you "Big Bang: for assholes". There was a very tiny dot that contained everything. It got bigger.
#99 - anonymous (01/10/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Since you indecisive bastards can't find a logical conclusion, let me present this:

Is it not concieveable that in fact we do not exist? We only exist as interacting energy waves that abound in space and give each their own mind, which interacts with those of others and thereby forms an alternate reality, designed by the minds themselves?

I do not support this theory, I am merely mocking you people. I approve of Firstloser's eagerness to prove his point and appreciate that he is rationally backing it up. I also support his point.

All in all, **** everyone and good day. Have a nice argument.

-Grammar Anon
User avatar #103 to #99 - patriotpride (01/10/2010) [-]
Just because you use big words, doesn't make you cool...

**** off.
User avatar #9 - ThizzKing (01/09/2010) [+] (6 replies)
Well on the counterpoint, Who made God? Yeah i'll stick with the explosion of nothing.
#14 to #12 - anonymous (01/09/2010) [-]
oohh... so if your "GOD" knows everything, ask his first memory of his existence, what would he say?

time applies to everything, picture god, then rewind.

scientists have noticed that everything is moving away from each other, rewind, it all goes to one finite point.

lol, silly christians and your magic
#1 - anonymous (01/09/2010) [+] (12 replies)
Yeah, you know what else is "Just a theory"? ******* gravity.
#5 to #4 - anonymous (01/09/2010) [-]
yay for little bitchy 12 year olds
#53 - anonymous (01/10/2010) [+] (5 replies)
the big bang was a lie
god created everything
if you dont believe you go to hell
User avatar #56 to #53 - uratan (01/10/2010) [-]
why the **** couldn't have the big bang have been god's work you ******* single minded prick?
#48 - anonymous (01/10/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Still makes more sense then an imaginary friend that creates everything out of nothing, without giving an explination as to what created him.
#37 - anonymous (01/10/2010) [+] (11 replies)
oh right sorry it makes sooo much more sense that some all powerful being decided to create everything in the universe one day
#44 to #37 - BlindMelon **User deleted account** (01/10/2010) [-]
You're all losers. Seriously. This isn't ScienceJunk nor is it HateonthosewhobelieveJunk. It's funny junk. Take it as a joke and move along. Go to the local Chess club to discuss the faults of religion or what have you.
#6 - anonymous (01/09/2010) [+] (2 replies)
scientists are trying to figure out a way to explain it. i like this theory better than "an all mighty god made it like that"
#117 - anonymous (01/10/2010) [+] (3 replies)
that's the cats eye nebula dumbasses i did a report on it
User avatar #121 to #117 - homuncule (01/10/2010) [-]
you want a prize for that?
#116 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (01/10/2010) [+] (5 replies)
i think it's a bit more complicated then that
User avatar #119 to #116 - shorkian (01/10/2010) [-]
How? According to the big bang theory, at one point in history, there was nothing. It also says the universe was created in an explosion. Therefore, nothing blew up
User avatar #98 - TokenWhiteKid (01/10/2010) [-]
firstloser, you will be the first and last loser if i debate you on evolution. use private messages.
#74 - anonymous (01/10/2010) [-]
this is a picture of a white dwarf star lol.

captcha - inept. LAWL
#45 - anonymous (01/10/2010) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #47 to #46 - IEpicWinGuyI (01/10/2010) [-]
Lol, you got raped by an Italian.
User avatar #125 - MrOctober (01/10/2010) [-]
In the begining,

there was nothing,

then, God divided by ZERO and then,

the Universe
#54 - anonymous (01/10/2010) [+] (6 replies)
the theory is in the beginning the universe was the size of a needle point and it exploded, it could either be expanding still, or, imploding back into that ball.
#21 - anonymous (01/09/2010) [-]
who divided by zero??
#101 - anonymous (01/10/2010) [-]
i guess thats why its called a theory
#72 - anonymous (01/10/2010) [+] (2 replies)
It wasn't nothing. The theory states that all matter was packed into a super small singularity smaller than even sub-atomic particles. It is difficult to explain how this all happened since the laws of physics break down at a singularity. But this theory also does not denounce the idea of God since we cannot explain what happened before the big bang.
#70 - godwillcry **User deleted account** (01/10/2010) [-]
wow, neither side can be right. or even proven wrong. the big bang theory is just saying everything is constantly moving away. so both sides are annoying when they argue. so **** you, i'm going home

captcha irony
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